Rumours are circulating that Turds is on his way to Blunderland. The Blackjacks apparently see him as the man to arrest their slide towards the Fizzy Pop, based on the Great Escape of two years ago. Brilliant plan I must say! Now, should the Wearysiders get their man, all they need to organise is:
1) The signing of Carlos Tevez. Who knows, United or IKEA might agree to a Third Party Agreement until May.
2) A linesman who doesn't understand that the ball has to cross the line for a goal to be given.
3) A final fixture away to the Champions AFTER they have already secured the Premiership and a week before they play in the Cup Final.
4) For a club they are playing to sack a highly successful manager in the week before they play them, replacing him with a mini me equivalent.
5)For Arsenal to have 50 shots on their goal in a single game and not score any of them.
6)For another opponent to lose their only striker of note to injury inside the first 15 minutes of the game.
7) For their main rivals in the battle against the drop to appoint Neil Warnock as manager.
Now, put that little package together, plus sign Green, Collins, Noble and Zamora, and appointing Turds might just work. Blunderland do have Anton Ferdinand after all. No hang on, Ferdinand and Baggy Eyes don't get on!
Any other great ideas to save the Blackjacks? How about Newscastle appointing Shearer as manager and Miserableboro leaving Southgate in charge? You couldn't write it could you?
3 comments:
To anyone listening at Sunderland, its not worth it. Even if he keeps you up he will convert the training ground to the type of field hospital not seen since the Battle of the Somme.
He will waste a fortune on players who will arrive by ambulance for the press conference.
He will bleat on about injuries while playing the worst football you have ever seen, I mean the type of stuff you would gouge your eyes out to not have to watch.
After all of this he will walk of in a strop and then claim he was sack while making snide comments at his successor through the press.
to all sunderland fans, please have alook at the previous article on here and the way celtichammer has humiliated himself and been nailed to the ground in debate, before you answer him!
To all Sunderland fans, Anon 15.12 must be a Newscastle fan anxious for you to appoint Curbishley. Appointing the guy is like volunteering for HIV infection!
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