We know you support Spurs Part 2 - Mr Vitout on Downpipe

(The following post has been tendered for submission. I have tidied some of the high frequency spelling errors (their, you're etc) and added capital letters and apostrophes where required, but have left the stylized phonetic spellings and the occasional examples of regional dialect. I have removed the f and c words, using flippin where appropriate and git as a replacement for the c word. I have also substitute Spuds for the Y word. Because the original post was so long, I have broken it into manageable chunks which I will post in stages.)

Part 2

What you said about Davenport is out of order. The boy was huge against Chelsea. He got in so many blocks you moron. We only let in one goal in that game against a top 4 team away from home.

You go on about the goals we let in when Davenport played but there were 10 others on the pitch. I don't see you calling Upson crap because he played against West Brom.

So what we let in 4 against Cardiff. Davenport was young then. Look at who was in defence with him. Brevett, Repka and Mullins. My son's under 10 team could score 4 against those 3. But you put all the blame on Davenport. Twat. You go on about the Tottenham game but Callum was only a sub in that one. Get your facts straight before you spout off you git. Against Charlton the whole team was shit. Charlton were really up for that one. Pardew wanted his own back cos we sacked him. That wasn't Davenport's fault was it you tosser. He wasn't even at the club when Pardew was sacked. Your mate Pardew signed him first remember. But you put all the blame on Curbishley.

You don't talk about how good Davenport is up front do you. What about the goal against Blackburn. We missed that over the last two months of the season. We weren't a threat at corners without Davenport.

You go on about stats but stats don't play matches do they. So what about the past. Just because we let in nearly two goals every time Davenport plays. It doesn't mean we always will. Pillock.

Davenport is getting better. He was at the Spuds and everyone knows the Spuds ruin players. We can make him an England centre half. He would be in the squad now if he was at a top 4 side. Look at Green. England's obvious number one but Capello don't pick him. Look at Upson being dropped to let back that tosser Terry and Rio. Top 4 closed shop. Davenport is much better than that tosser Terry. Cole is only in the squad because there's no English strikers with the top 4 clubs. That and the fact he is ex Chelsea.

It's great if nobody wants Davenport because then we keep him. OK he has to apologise to Zola. He was a git to mouth off about Gianfranco but he got six months in Sunderland for that. You get less for murder.

Get off Davenport's back. The guy broke his neck and we will break yours. You aint a Hammer. If you was a Hammer you would support our players. You're a Spud so called Hammersfan. Neck hurting yet? Reel it in. We have your number.

Lee Vitout