Monday, 17 August 2009

Tottenham's 'Arry Tells Cameras That Palacios Doesn't Drink


On being given the champagne for Palacios's MOTM performance against Liverpool, 'Arry was quick to say that "the lad" doesn't drink. Never mind, with Bentley and King in the dressing room, I am sure there were plenty ready to down the bubbly before driving home or popping off to a nightclub!

35 comments:

Whatever said...

Palacios was MOTM, mate.. I bet Bassong drinks fine red wine.

Hammersfan said...

Oops you are right. I will correct the article. Thanks. Touch of the Bobby Robsons there!

Anonymous said...

childish blog

Hammersfan said...

Witless response. Have a drink and see if you can come up with something better.

Anonymous said...

'touch of the Bobby Robsons'? You're a sad excuse of a football fan and its a shame you're still here and a great lover of football like Sir Bobby has passed away! You should be ashamed of yourself and i wish you didnt have anything to do with West Ham!

Anonymous said...

Great article Hammersfan, yes Harry did say that and yes Wilson doesn't drink. And fantastic observation that King and Bentley like to neck the bubbly... Any other 'Hot off the Press' Spurs updates for your loyal Hammers fans??...

Hammersfan said...

Sad arse, Bobby Robson famously confused two black players he had at Newcastle - Lamanu LuaLua and another player whose name I can't remember)ex Wimbledon. When Lua Lua was interviewed, he was asked what Bobby usually called him in training. He replied with the other black player's name. It is a famous Robson gaff and EVERYBODY took it in good humour. Learn your football history before you start chucking out insults. I paid tribute to Sir Bobby on here when he died - great manager and a great man, but prone to muddling names!

Hammersfan said...

2302, rumour has it that Garth Crooks might be gay, Hoddle may be a religious nutcase and 'Arry might be a little bit dodgy. No idea if any of those rumours are true - do you?

Anonymous said...

Learn my football history? Are you talking about Shola Ameobi saying Sir Bobby called him Carl Cort? Mug!

Hammersfan said...

LOL Maybe - Cort, Ameobi, LuaLua - they were all Carl to Sir Bobby! Thanks for proving my point!

Hammersfan said...

Mind you Titus Bramble wasn't Carl, he was a different four letter word starting with C!

Yet another Newcastle defender who looked good before he joined the Magpies, looked awful whilst there, but good again after he has left.

Anonymous said...

You call other West Ham fans racist and yet indirectly you're basicaly saying 'they all look the same to me'! Grow up & stop writing this crap! You're the one who's an embarrassment to West Ham and drags us all down! Is it any wonder the media and other teams' supporters hate us so much, when scum like you associate yourself with the club!

Hammersfan said...

Get a life. I didn't say it, Bobby Robson did. Are you accusing the guy of being racist? If so, you are a disgrace!

Hammersfan said...

Boring over at the org isn't it Roberto?

Anonymous said...

You've just shown yourself to be the sad, despised individual everyone knows you are! Stop writing about West Ham and concentrate on things you know, like loneliness and feeling insecure!

Hammersfan said...

LOL See a psychiatrist mate.

Anonymous said...

Why are even bothering commenting on news relating to spurs when you are West ham fans? And even more hilariously why are you bitching between yourselves. You guys have properly embarrased yourselves!!! Brilliant.

Deane said...

This blog is so much better now you have the time to argue with the posters keep up the good work I love it and am recommending to all my mates and fellow hammers those that have tried it all love it
I've got to say it reminds me of when fanzines first made their appearances and were controversial before they started sucking up to the club so they could get interviews

Hammersfan said...

0811, it is called banter. We get chippy with each other. Tottenham fans just get chippy with the manager.

Basildon said...

He only has time to argue and maintain this crap while the school holidays are on.

Anonymous said...

Deane - Ditto that. I was on my way to the Napoli game and found myself bantering with fellow fans on the tube and (to my horror! LOL) recommending this blog as the one to read.
Looks like many Tottersham fans like it too.LOL
SN6

Hammersfan said...

Basildon, why don't you pop down to Farnborough. I will show you round the design office. We are currently working on a little project for the Yanks tied in with a return visit to the Moon as a stepping stone to Mars. Lots I can't show you but you might be fascinated about how much we Brits contribute to the American's space missions. And the bastards won't even pay the London congestion charge!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers Deane and SN6, that's what I'm aiming for. That and keeping Duxbury and co up to the mark, showing them there is a dissident wing out here who wont just swallow all the bullshit. I like to think of this blog as a critical friend of the club. True friends are honest with each other!

Anonymous said...

24 posted replies in total (including this one)... 12 of them from Hammersfan... hhmmm

Damn you must be bored mate, dont worry school holidays over soon. Now back to your cellar!

Hammersfan said...

1321, how many are from you? I'm just out of a meeting, about to knock off a couple of emails (work related) over a coffee. Another strategy meeting scheduled for 4pm. Laptops are amazing these days mate, you can use this drop down function and, every now and then, amuse yourself by exchanging comments via your blog or the org. When you have a fast brain it doesn't take long to knock off the articles and no time at all to put guys like yourself down. How comes you are on here daytime, don't you need to sleep after your shift as a security guard last night?

Hammersfan said...

LOL Roberto, is joescores getting under your skin over at the org? Our future England captain is spelt Tomkins mate. No p. Sorry to take the p!!!! (ooops, I'm not your mate am I?)

Basildon said...

Well my friend I happen to know someone that is enrolling at your university TREV. Keep looking over your shoulder as you never know who is lurking in the background or should I say Playground.

Hammersfan said...

Really Basildon? Well let me know his name and I will arrange a meet. Is he a West Ham fan? Can't be a member of the Klan, combine the total brain cells of the lot of you and you couldn't muster a Dance GCSE, never mind a university place. What is he studying, caretaking?

Basildon said...

He happens to be a she and I have asked her to pass on my regards to you Mr K.

Hammersfan said...

Wow Basildon, lining me up on a date now? Have you got the name right though? And the correct university? I'm only there two days a week in the afternoon, that's all the time the job allows although it is fertile ground for recruitment which is why I'm released. Is she fit? Does she like footy? What is her degree if she isn't there to clean or cater?

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Anonymous said...

I am a spurs fan and I am flattered that this blog seems to be obsessed with the mighty spurs

Hammersfan said...

1957, is it? Check through the history of posts. I do acknowledge that Tottenham MAY be a genuine force this season but, apart from that, only extract the urine out of your team occasionally. I suppose you feel flattered when your boyfriend points at your dick and laughs! "A one inch snip? There's nothing left!"

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan 12:31 you're so sad you can't even see that they are taking the 9iss

"Cheers Deane and SN6, that's what I'm aiming for. That and keeping Duxbury and co up to the mark, showing them there is a dissident wing out here who wont just swallow all the bullshit. I like to think of this blog as a critical friend of the club. True friends are honest with each other!"

True friends are honest with each other, a dissident wing out here, stop it my sides are splitting
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