It is getting more and more surreal at Leeds United. It's all very well for no news about the takover on a Monday to Friday basis, but come Sunday, you expect one of the rags to at least have a punt when such a major story is sitting anaethetised in the nation's news rooms.
Where is Deep Throat when you need him? Surely somebody knows something? Surely one of the Sunday Slurries should be unmasking the man behind the Leeds United buy out if a buy out is really happening?
This is a big story. Or it should be. But nothing. The silence is deafening. Just a fuzz of White Noise because Aidan has signed a new contract.
Master Bates, meanwhile, sails the White Pig through the placid waters of a turbulence free summer, picking up waifs and strays for next to nothing as the soon to be billionaire yacht drifts on untroubled by noisy natives. Before you know it, the season will be upon us and then the transfer window will have closed.
How long will the take over take I wonder? It would suit Bates if this went on for ever!
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More inane drivel. Could you please just explain to the Leeds fans out there what your continuos fascination of all things LUFC are? Afterall you're a Hammer - aren't you?
I remember sipping tea and recovering from chemical dependency with the west ham lags.
everything comes right in the end and if hasnt come right its not the end. Party in city square when masterbates goes your all welcome. please rsvp.
You really are a tedious small minded little man. I sometimes wonder, what a boring little geeky scribe gets out of baiting Leeds fans, on a constant basis. Of course, maybe your own world is lacking somewhere! Overlooking the obvious shortcomings, that of supporting a small never won anything club( apart from couple of F.A cups and a Cup winners cup). You obviously are failing in the partner department. Probably the only thing your are pulling is your own Pud. I imagine that must be a struggle as one of the only pee in cubicles brigade,so no one snatches sight of your inverted penis.
You can't even draw solace from playing the Wet Spam Way. Ala brooking,Devonshire, Moore, Peters and all. Well not while you have who ate all the pies helium head himself. I bet all family are happy he is back in control of transfer budgets and buying and selling foreign long all donkeys. Anyway my friend reat assured there will be someone out there for you. Probably an Anne Widdicombe lookalike but maybe not so eloquent, just to save you from coming in your pants.
how about a chat in person cnut chops? i can beat that Leeds fetish you have out of you
Hammersfan?
My arse!
I agree! Complete silence now and was a "big thing" or hot stuff a few weeks ago?
It looks like it is very difficult to do a takeover the club Leeds?
Has Mr. Bates fixed this or what?
Does anybody knows anything whats happening? I am a Leeds-fan from scandinavian and really hope for a takeover in years now.......
why are you always talking bout leeds why not concentrate on blowing bubbles for ya own team
Dont give the knob the satisfacion of a reply .
Fancy someone constantly harping on about a team a league below themselves.
Funny really, why would someone do that?
Lets see who has the last laugh shall we. When the new owners start splashing the cash you wont be able to contain yourself will you. Will be very amusing to see how you cope.
Shutting yourself in a dark room may help
Only deep throat around here is what you give your chimpanzee boyfriend
At a guess i would say your missing daddy deep throat. Whats up is he giving more attention to your brother?
lets face it mate, you are a complete embarrassment to west ham. even your own supporters think your a pr..k. you know what.... their right.
f*** y**
Don't you ever listen to any of the feedback given to you by the astutest fans in the land, that is the fans of Leeds United? A lot was explained to you when you last wrote about the takeover being slow. You obviously don't read the responses clearly enough. Take heed of the Northern Wisdom. You're not clever, so you should be thankful the good fans of Leeds take time to try and help you out
Doh' It's done didn't you know? Leeds United 2008 has been taken over by Leeds United 2000 and things are shaping up nicely. Now go away
simpleton.
Ha ha 12.57 I like the irony, very good!!
Clive, I may be wrong but think you missed the Intertoto cup from your list there. Otherwise a painfully accurate appraisal I'm afraid.
Talking to the leeds fans , not that wet spam cock!....D'oh
Nice one HF good to see you back where did you go on holiday mate? Margate if you are a true Iron. Good to see that you are still getting bites. Fact is mate the Aidy White deal is probally the most telling signing of the summer. To me it finally tells me Bates has gone. To tie up a promising youngster on a 3 year deal, as all true Leeds fans know, has been unheard of under Bates regime. Our dictator has finally lost his grip. I am not saying the new owners will be the answer...only time will tell but what I do know is knocker has bought well over the summer and I feel that for the first time in years I have felt positive about the coming season. Anyway me old mucker tell us a wee bit about WHU summer and how you think you will do.
I'd be more worried about your superstar player Nolan been out fr most of the season with a dodgy foot ( Cracking tackle by the American lad ) Picking up his 60 grand a week sat on his arse Oh well enjoy your relegation battles heard your first game is a 6 pointer already , Leeds till l I die. !!
Poor old Leeds.
There is as much chance of them having big money to spend as there is of the late Don Revie receiving a posthumous knighthood for services to football thuggery.
Welcome back, HF. Keep on pressing the buttons, mate!
you really are a wind up merchant HF
and to my fellow leeds fans why do you bite so quickly get a sense of humour for gods sake .like it or not a lot of what hes says is true anyway
MOT
Yeah, and I won't give you the satisfaction of a response either.
Oh, hang on a minute.....
Takeover Day Wet Spam. I'm looking forward to seeing you eat your words.
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