West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

God, how depressing. It's the weekend and West Ham don't have a game thanks to our lame exit from the FA Cup! Can't think what t...

How many bottles is Red Stripe going to have to down after being turned over so predictably by his predecessor? The crowd were singing, ...

How do you make any sense of this? Reading come to West Ham, go down to ten men and proceed to play us off the park, looking as solid as the...

What would happen to England if our fans behaved liked the Italians? Surely Scotland should be given a bye to Euro 2008 and the Italians kic...

Now Bowyer's out! This is getting too silly to be coincidental. It is time for Turds to look long and hard at the training routines. The...

So the score is 5-0. Derby haven't just layed down, they've died. Bowyer has to come off and we still have another substitution up o...

"Bryan Robson has won the dreaded vote of confidence from the Blunted Blades chairman Kevin McCabe." Wonder if Red Stripe heard th...

Obviously we could make this comparison from a number of angles - signings, tactics, training methods and the like. The debate on http://www...

Turds quoted in The Sun... "...the problem with being a manager is the despair of defeat is greater than the joy of winning...The Premi...

Dean Ashton in "The Sun" talking about the West Ham treatment room: "In a weird way it's a nice place to be, considering ...

What a fantastic call to rule that Gallas goal in. Watch it back in real time and it still doesn't look in! The officials get a lot of s...

Can you believe it? Yet another club has recruited Glen Roeder as manager! Do these chairmen have a death wish? Poor Norwich, they're a ...

So, I'm sure some blinkered fools will be raving about our new strike partnership as the classic little and large, Toshak and Keegan com...

OK, the definitive nickname for the new Spurs under Ramos: The One Day Nevers!

Another rumour: "Sevilla president Jose Maria Del Nido plans to report Tottenham to Fifa and Uefa for 'tapping up' his coach J...

Another rumour from the bbc! "Tottenham boss Juande Ramos is planning a massive clear-out at White Hart Lane starting with goalkeeper P...

Quote from bbc rumours: "New Tottenham manager Juande Ramos wants to raid his former club Sevilla to take ex-Spurs striker Fredi Kanout...

Spurs lose again! Good God, I can hear echoes of Glenn Roeder! This IS getting serious! One Day can't buy until January. It will take 6 ...

I gave him 1.4 years but according to Radio 5 Live, his Christian name is pronounced One Day. I know the Spurs board are impatient but surel...

Back in early October I asked, "As for Tevez - does he only start playing in January?" I think Carlos has answered that question! ...