West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

In Zola the morons trusted! And boy did they let us know it! It was like the bleat of the sheep in Animal Farm! Every time somebody dared to...

OK they were only two friendlies, and true the opposition were not the best, but two wins in two games represents a major step forward on th...

God only knows what he was thinking of when he agreed to this "Capello Index", apart from filthy lucre of course, but the ratings ...

(Submitted by Stani) Pompey old boys Piquionne and Ben Haim can only be said to have been bought on merit if our ambition is to buy average ...

(Submitted by Shaun) Hmmm [shakes head]....a ball has yet to be kicked and already there are 'forecasts' of ominously dark raincloud...

So far so ordinary. We have Hitlersburger, Ben Haim, Barerra and Piquionne. Of those, only Barerra has the potential to set the pulses racin...

(With thanks to Al who emailed me this!) From when TBH was at Chelsea and, To Be Honest, didn't rate Avram! 'Tal Ben Haim, signed by...

The player now standing on the left wing is the intercontinental express service for Madrid, stopping at Tottenham, Manchester and Milan, as...

Never slow to spot a marketing opportunity, Sullivan and Gold have revealed plans for the new Paolo Di Canio Lounge. Situated in the West St...

This is a guy who only scored 5 goals in the Prem last season. This is a guy who has netted just 63 career league goals. This is a guy who h...

So, it looks as if Diamanti is off to Olympiakos - scuttling off to second rate Greek football after just 10 months at West Ham. This was ou...

OK it was only Posh, and we all know how easy it is to take Posh up the Arse, but a win is a win. Good to see Carlton scoring and great that...

Back on October 28, 2009, I ran a post entitled, "Approaching 50,000. Thanks to all!" Well here we are, less than a year on, and t...

I've signed in to News Now today hoping to read that both Barerra and Remy have successfully touched down in the East End but, like the ...

With Turds still floating around hoping for a job and Zola, despite his brilliance, still out of work, it is beginning to look as if managin...

Poor Robert Green, it seems that his whole career slipped through his fingers, along with our chances in the World Cup, when he made a monum...

Something odd is going on. Remember when we signed Tevez and Mascherano and everybody scratched their heads and asked "What the fcuk?...

Well we tried for the old Henry but he preferred to go State Side instead, but not to be put off, we have now bid for the new, still to be i...

It wasn't a great final, but it wasn't a bad one either. Of course, Howard Webb did his best to cock it all up. What did his wife sa...

Remember the good old days when football clubs were just that, football clubs? Now they are vehicles for marketing and, when Russian billion...