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Thursday, 12 April 2012

Official Site In Propaganda Overdrive Defending Long Ball Tactics

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They do take us for a bunch of brainless twats don't they? Check out "The Big Interview" with captain Kev and have a sick bag ...
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Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Goodnight Vienna As Reading Win At Brighton

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Credit where credit is due. Southampton have sustained their form all season long and Reading have put together the most amazing charge over...
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Blame Allardyce: No Balance Again!

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Listen to the great big berk: "The players, when we set out to win a game of football, they need to be aware of what the opposition do ...
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Monday, 9 April 2012

Mega Monday for West Ham, Southampton and Birmingham. Reading Sit and Sweat!

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So this is it then! Third plays fourth whilst the Saints face a tricky away game at Palace. If Claret & Blue triumphs in both games, i...
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Sunday, 8 April 2012

Sublime Finishes From Maynard and Noble!

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Just how good were the Maynard and Noble finishes! I've only just caught them on YouTube, and bloody hell, Messi would have been proud o...
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Start all the Clocks, Reconnect the Phone - Sears has Scored!

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Start all the clocks, reconnect the telephone, Encourage the dog to bark with a juicy bone, Plonk the pianos and beat a snare drum Bring ...
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Liverpool's King Kenny to be Replaced By President Rafa

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So now it is the referee's fault. Tiredness, bad luck, poor officials, Dalglish has trotted out all the old excuses. Perhaps it is tim...
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Saturday, 7 April 2012

Portsmouth's draw at Southampton is bad news for Reading too!

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Every West Ham fan had his fingers, toes and cock crossed today, hoping that Pompey could get a result at Southampton; but any Reading fans ...
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QPR Must Sit & Wait & Pray Whilst Villa Sink Faster Than Birmingham Last Season!

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The collapse in form of Swansea is great news for the gRs. The Swans' wings have been well and truly clipped and Hughes must fancy his c...

The West Ham Curse Lifted. Pressure Mounts on Southampton

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That's it, I'm moving abroad! When I went in search of Mido earlier in the season, we thumped Forest 4-1 at the City Ground; and now...
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Friday, 6 April 2012

Allardyce on Good Friday Rant.

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After Reading, it's the Long Good Friday and Sam's responding to the pressure: "West Ham fans? Well, let's put it this wa...
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Thursday, 5 April 2012

West Ham Misinformation Bureau Working Hard To Combat Allardyce Rant

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So the OS has gone into overdrive in an attempt to combat Big Sam's bollocks rant. In no way was Allardyce impugning the fans! As if! Al...
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Reading Defeat Unhinges Under Pressure Allardyce

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He's lost it hasn't he? The latest rant tells us all we need to know. There's answering your critics and there's losing cont...
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Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Princess Brady's Chosen Few Rubber Stamp Stadium Switch - Or Else!

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Bloody cheek. Brady is claiming West Ham fans back the move to the OS on the basis of canvassing the chosen few who have been allowed to see...
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Southampton Want Stoke's Upson - A Season Too Late!

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So the Saints want Matty Upson. Shame they have waited until now. We could have done with Upson transferring his can't be arsed commitme...
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Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Target Man Abraham Van Helsing To Answer West Ham's Prayers

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The blog may go quiet for a few days. In the summer I went in search of Mido, journeying down the Nile to locate the whereabouts of the buxo...
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Play at the Boleyn Invitation on the OS

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Reading's McDermott might have seen the invitation extended on the OS and felt like a wedding guest receiving his invitation a few days...

Dennis of Express Wages War on West Ham Fans!

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So, according to Prick Dennis in the Express, not only are West Ham fans "delusional", we are also "arrogant". And for w...
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Monday, 2 April 2012

After Reading, Princess Brady condemns us to another Year of Allardyce - Or has she?

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Interesting. According to Princess Brady, Allardyce's job is safe, irrespective of whether or not we go up. Well that's settled then...
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McCartney Has Epiphany Mid Way Through Reading game

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There's no flies on George. With West Ham leading as half time approached in the automatic promotion shoot out against Reading, Linda s...
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