West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!

Sunday, 30 April 2017

Nightmares Do Happen

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Any West Ham fan with a memory longer than a goldfish's will know that nightmares do happen. Yes, many clubs have bad dreams, but som...
Tuesday, 20 October 2015

The Adventures of Allardyce in Sunderland

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Allardyce was beginning to get very tired of sitting in the shadow of his own ego outside the bank, and of having nothing to moan about...
Friday, 13 June 2014

Never mind Qatar, how much did Brazil pay to win last night's game?

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Well what a diabolical start to the World Cup. The opening ceremony was cringeworthy with unimaginative dancers and singers that nobody coul...
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Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Joe Cole's Downward Spiral complete with move to Aston Villa

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Well, it seems even 'Arry and QPR didn't want him and clubs on the other side of the Atlantic said, "You did us over with Londo...
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A change of badge, shirt colour and name is long overdue

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We sold the club's soul when we appointed Allardyce. We've agreed the sale of the ground too. And any player worthy of the title has...
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Monday, 2 June 2014

Tottenham already have Lennon, so why not sign McCartney?

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With Spurs desperate for a replacement for Danny "A Rose by any other name would smell as shite" and with cash limited following t...
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Sunday, 1 June 2014

West Ham and QPR miss out on Midfield Maestro

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What a shame. It seems the lure of mega dollars has persuaded Fat Frank to ply his trade on the other side of the pond, rather than return t...
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Saturday, 31 May 2014

Should West Ham Rescue Scott Parker From Fulham?

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It seems amazing doesn't it, that such a great player as Scott Parker can be relegated from the top division of English football THREE t...
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Do one Lescott!

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So it looks like Lescott has shunned our advances. Well thank God for that! He laughed at suggestions that he might come to Upton Park on l...
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Friday, 30 May 2014

If Sunderland's Jack Colback is the answer, we are asking the wrong question!

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So the latest big white carrot topped hope is apparently Jack Colback, because he is available on a free from Sunderland. Allardyce regards ...
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It's Mo-Go Diame!

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Well he lost his mojo when Allardyce started playing him as the front man in a striker-less formation and then as a wide man because Jarvis ...
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Monday, 26 May 2014

The Rebuilding Is Underway & Underwhelming!

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So, three players have gone and the first new recruit is on his way. I'm not overly excited about the prospect of Zarate, but he has to ...
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Sunday, 25 May 2014

West Ham owe it all to Tottenham Hotspur

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Take a look at the final league table. After 38 games, West Ham ended up with 40 points, just 7 clear of relegation. And six of those points...
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Sullivan Boxing Clever With Allardyce On The Ropes

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Some of you may have noticed that this blog went quiet in February when we launched the winning run that secured our survival and that was d...
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Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Andy Carroll: Will the FA officially sanction cheating today?

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I only saw the Chico Flores-Andy Carroll love tussle for the first time on MOTD2 last night, and on first viewing, I must admit my heart san...
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Saturday, 1 February 2014

Any three from ten as relegation waters muddy with West Ham's win over Swansea

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Well it looks like being one hell of a scrap to avoid the drop this season. We were briefly out of the bottom three, only for Moyeschester U...
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Thursday, 30 January 2014

Max Gradel set to reject "little Leeds United" in favour of Premiership Giants

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Well that would be a kick in the David Haighs wouldn't it? Former Leeds United favourite Max Gradel is rumoured to have rejected a move ...
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Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Chelsea Choked By Hammers Heroes!

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Well what a fantastic rear guard action! The performance echoed our draw at Anfield last season, but was still more amazing because we have ...
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Friday, 24 January 2014

Leeds United's McCormack to West Ham? Over Allardyce's Sacked Body!

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OK we have bought some shit down the years, but Ross McCormack would really take the biscuit - providing Benni McCarthy didn't eat any l...
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Thursday, 23 January 2014

Former West Ham Star Treated Disgracefully

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How outrageous! West Ham fans up and down the land will be venting their fury at the news that former favourite Paul Ince has been shown the...
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