West Ham United - The Game's Gone Crazy

The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!

Wednesday, 12 July 2017

West Ham Transfer Policy Revealed

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They were standing under a scaffold, each with an arm round the other’s neck, and Princess Karen knew which was which in a moment, becau...
Thursday, 11 May 2017

Antonio The Smiling Bull Signs New Deal

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So all the speculation about Antonio joining Chelsea was wrong - for now at least. The news of a 4 year deal is great, but we all know th...
Friday, 5 May 2017

West Ham Lions 1 Tottenham Antelopes 0

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Where the hell did that come from? OK, we played reasonably well at Stoke and defended well against Everton, but can anybody honestly say...
Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Slaven Faces Exit Just Like Zola

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So apparently Bilic's tenure at West Ham comes down to how we perform in the last two home games of the season.  As the final whistle...
Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Bilic to give Carroll a good talking to!

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So Slaven is going to have a chat with Andy Carroll about his injury record. Brilliant! I know talking therapies are all the rage in Holl...
Monday, 1 May 2017

Pochettino Fears Hammer Blow to Tottenham's Title Charge

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Even as we speak, Pochettino has retreated into a bunker beneath White Hart Lane with the Tottenham tactical brains trust, desperately s...
Sunday, 30 April 2017

Nightmares Do Happen

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Any West Ham fan with a memory longer than a goldfish's will know that nightmares do happen. Yes, many clubs have bad dreams, but som...
Tuesday, 20 October 2015

The Adventures of Allardyce in Sunderland

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Allardyce was beginning to get very tired of sitting in the shadow of his own ego outside the bank, and of having nothing to moan about...
Friday, 13 June 2014

Never mind Qatar, how much did Brazil pay to win last night's game?

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Well what a diabolical start to the World Cup. The opening ceremony was cringeworthy with unimaginative dancers and singers that nobody coul...
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Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Joe Cole's Downward Spiral complete with move to Aston Villa

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Well, it seems even 'Arry and QPR didn't want him and clubs on the other side of the Atlantic said, "You did us over with Londo...
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A change of badge, shirt colour and name is long overdue

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We sold the club's soul when we appointed Allardyce. We've agreed the sale of the ground too. And any player worthy of the title has...
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Monday, 2 June 2014

Tottenham already have Lennon, so why not sign McCartney?

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With Spurs desperate for a replacement for Danny "A Rose by any other name would smell as shite" and with cash limited following t...
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Sunday, 1 June 2014

West Ham and QPR miss out on Midfield Maestro

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What a shame. It seems the lure of mega dollars has persuaded Fat Frank to ply his trade on the other side of the pond, rather than return t...
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Saturday, 31 May 2014

Should West Ham Rescue Scott Parker From Fulham?

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It seems amazing doesn't it, that such a great player as Scott Parker can be relegated from the top division of English football THREE t...
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Do one Lescott!

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So it looks like Lescott has shunned our advances. Well thank God for that! He laughed at suggestions that he might come to Upton Park on l...
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Friday, 30 May 2014

If Sunderland's Jack Colback is the answer, we are asking the wrong question!

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So the latest big white carrot topped hope is apparently Jack Colback, because he is available on a free from Sunderland. Allardyce regards ...
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It's Mo-Go Diame!

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Well he lost his mojo when Allardyce started playing him as the front man in a striker-less formation and then as a wide man because Jarvis ...
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Monday, 26 May 2014

The Rebuilding Is Underway & Underwhelming!

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So, three players have gone and the first new recruit is on his way. I'm not overly excited about the prospect of Zarate, but he has to ...
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Sunday, 25 May 2014

West Ham owe it all to Tottenham Hotspur

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Take a look at the final league table. After 38 games, West Ham ended up with 40 points, just 7 clear of relegation. And six of those points...
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Sullivan Boxing Clever With Allardyce On The Ropes

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Some of you may have noticed that this blog went quiet in February when we launched the winning run that secured our survival and that was d...
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