Any truth in the rumour that they are inventing a new Cluedo game, "Who relegated Sheffield United?" Was it Chairman Brown in the Boleyn Ground with the dodgy signing? Or Professor Benitez in the Cottage with the dodgy team selection? Or most likely, Colonel Warnock in the Premiership with the shite team!
Is it going to have those secret tunnels? Mr. McCabe is hoping to go into the basement, enter said tunnel and come out in the Champions league!
ReplyDeleteDo they have secret tunnels in Cluedo now? Why does everything have to change? Still, at least the Monopoly property prices will be right if this depression deepens!
ReplyDeleteEggy did it in Luigi's N17 with a Salmonella Carbonara.
ReplyDeleteIan Bishop did it in the bedroom with.......... No No that's just an urban myth. Taxi!
ReplyDeleteLOL Pardew did it in the player's wife's tunnel with...no, no, in the week of his infamous rape comments we really shouldn't joke about that! Curbishley did it in the caravan with a nice cup of tea!
ReplyDeletewho stole the silverware and where have they hidden it, john terry and it's at stamford bridge.
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