Friday, 29 May 2009

Balotelli? Sounds like pasta but...


So rumour has it that we are about to extend the West Ham creche by adding Inter striker Super Mario Balotelli to our ranks. Apparently he is well tasty and just as Gianfranco's mamma used to make!

At this rate, we are going to have to get a child minding license and set up classes to take our first team through their GCSEs. Does Zola know that he is no longer in charge of an U21 team I wonder? It's ok Gianfranco, they can play beyond their 22nd birthday! Si! Si!

I just hope Clarke can stop them playing "tig" long enough to work on their ball skills!

Still the kid has something about him on the evidence of this:

Inter assistant boss Giuseppe Baresi has heaped praise on youngster Mario Balotelli and believes he will be a future superstar. “Mario is a great player with great qualities, and he has already shown these in the youth academy,” said Baresi. “He has been with the great professionals in the first team for five months. He’s working well, he’s still young and he still has to rise through the ranks."
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  1. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 14:53

    I am certain that if we managed to bring Balotelli in he'd be able to slot right in the first team and handle himself. Obviously coming off the bench for Deano / Cole but everything I've seen of Balotelli is amazing already - it'd be a great coup for us if we get him. Here's hoping. Gonna be quite different to watching Tristan up front.

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  2. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 14:55

    Pakistan rule

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  3. wiche29 May 2009 at 15:09

    Zola make things happen,this player is 18 and he was playing in the first team for Inter in the second part of the season scoring some goals that helped Inter to stay on top, so I bellive that despite his age he will be a very good signing if this go thru... Zola and Clarke now what they need, and we all now the club finance problems so with money available they will propobly be more than happy to bring players like MArio...

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  4. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 15:12

    Balotelli - yeah he has been sat on the bench - but on Inter's bench not bloody Barnsley.
    class young player and one that could slot right in.
    we would be lucky to get this standard of player to UP

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  5. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 15:23

    hammerfan is a batty twat

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  6. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 15:23

    what a great post enjoyable to read. a great star like Mario would be a fantastic for west ham as a football club and would be on of the best signings since tevez or di canio would love to see him at up and hopeing he does come coyi

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  17. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 15:25

    14:55 this is football mate not cricket

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  40. Hammersfan29 May 2009 at 15:59

    Apologies. We have a very sad moron in the house who gets himself off by posting the name of a porn actress on web sites. He literally is a wanker! And is apparently proud of it!

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  41. Hammersfan29 May 2009 at 16:17

    Apologies again to those trying to post comments. To clarify, Celtic Hammer is not me. I have no idea where he is at the moment, apparently he is popping up on other sites. Hope he returns. He and Billbansky are not best of mates so maybe Bill's articles are the cause of the defection. I have to moderate comments for the moment because of this idiot promoting pornography; normally I leave other crap up but if I have to delete, I will delete lies about myself whilst I am about it. Rule change? If you like. I am the administrator so I guess I cacange the rules when I like. Normal service will be resumed soon.

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  42. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 16:22

    Far be it from me to pick you up but did you mean can change?

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  43. Bow Bells29 May 2009 at 16:38

    I'll tell you what Hammersfan you must have upset some naughty people in your past life. What is it with all this crap that gets regularly put on here? I know you go on about the org but I have had a look in there on a number of occasions and it seems a decent site though maybe a bit clicky. There does seem to be the occasional love in but there are some good writers on there and not to many of these ICF characters you have mentioned.

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  44. Hammersfan29 May 2009 at 17:08

    Bow Bells, it is a small group from the org mostly. I called them a Klan and they didn't like it!

    The porn poster seems to appear when I post something about Liverpool.

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  45. Denbighammer29 May 2009 at 18:27

    I think he sounds like an exciting player, although I've never seen him play. However, at 18 and sat on the bench of Italy's best side is a good indication. I think this lad, plus an additonal experienced striker to bolster our options and we'd be set with Balotelli, Ashton, Cole and A.N.Other (maybe Alves?). P.S. Check out this porno site...oh sorry, I've already posted this a few times!

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  46. Hammersfan29 May 2009 at 18:51

    LOL

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  47. Pasta Marlonara Please30 May 2009 at 06:21

    He might sound like pasta but he looks like Marlon to me.

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  48. Hammersfan30 May 2009 at 08:24

    LOL He does!

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