Let's all spare a thought for poor super rich, super big Tottenham with the plans for the shiny new stadium, because after their victory at Newcastle today, it is little old Fulham heading into Europe. Remember Bobby Zamora and One Cap Cheski, rejects from White Hart Lane (we sold them at a profit), they will be strutting their stuff on the European stage instead of Defoe, Keane, Modric, Pavolva, Woodgate and Ledley Mine's A Whiskey Chaser King. So sad.
Sorry this is appearing on the Tottenham News Now Board. Yes I know, the pikey caravans won't be in Europe either, but let's face it, we don't know how to fill out the forms to apply for a passport anyway. And yes, it was a fantastic recovery after a disastrous opening to the season and yes we know that you would be pushing for the top four if not for that terrible start and yes, you made a huge profit on the sale of Babietop and yes you are above our reserve team in the Premiership table and will still be above us on goal difference when the season ends. We know that. But for all that, you are still behind Fulham in the table and it is Fulham, the cottagers, who will be playing Werder Bremen and Hearts next season. Shame. But Tottenham are still a huge club with huge potential, and one day the club will grasp the idea that the season starts in August and ends in May.
One Day? Oh no, he's gone now hasn't he?
Hard luck West Ham, Fulham are heading into Europe.
ReplyDeletewhen are going to realise the your 'reserve team' is your 1st team? those injury prone players will only make a few appearances before they injured again. i know it sucks paying such high wages for 1 or 2 games... deal with it.
ReplyDeleteI dont get this article, perhaps the author shud release the tight grip he has on those straws when he rights next.
ReplyDeletewithout the distraction of europes mickey mouse cup, we have a good opportunity to have a good domestic season! pathetic cry baby article!
ReplyDelete"Sorry this is appearing on the Tottenham News Now Board"... yeah right.
ReplyDeleteThis 'article' is nothing but an attempt to get a reaction from Spurs fans. I'm surprised if it even appears on the Fulham newsnow board.
Fulham in Europe next year would be a toughie for a club the size of Fulham.
And i'm more than happy for spurs to not have the distraction of Europa and to focus on a high league position.
the first 2 lines of this article sums up west hams jealousy towards spurs more than i ever could!...and it aint over yet!!! we travel to liverpool, a team with nothing to play for and a team we have beat twice this season already, while fulham entertain everton....is it really over? im not sure, but we will see soon!
ReplyDeleteWhat a shit site have you got nothing better to do.U laught at tottenham i laught with millions more at the shitty spammers were have teves ,defoe,carrick,
ReplyDeletecole,lampard,bellamy all gone.West ham are the shittest london club thats why good players wont to go there. Have fun winning shit. From TEAM ELLIS
Oh I get it, it's funny because you won't be in it either.
ReplyDeleteCloset Yid.
ReplyDeleteWe'd rather not have that pathetic excuse for a tournament to distract from what promises to be a successful domestic season, thanks.
Also, you can't write to save your life, you degenerate.
No, it's funny because we GENUINELY don't care!
ReplyDeleteHello hammersfan. in response to your article:
ReplyDeleteContrary to what any tottenham management and players say, you ask any tottenham fan if they want to be in the europa cup next season and the answer is no.
For me and all the spurs fans i know the idea of going to football is not just about 90 minutes football but the banter before and after the game. Playing on a sunday every week is an absolute joke and i would much rather miss out on the slim chance of europa glory (19 games to win it!) so i can enjoy a football season with my mates and have a few good nights out instead of always keeping an eye on the clock so as not to be wasted on a monday morning.
You seem to be unhappy about us being rich and having some decent players. Well im sorry for that mate but when you have a club with a rich owner, a massive and loyal fan base (20,000 on season ticket waiting list is proof of this and the reason behind the new stadium) and most importantly people running the club who know about business and how to consistantly turn a profit you are entitled to everything that comes with it.
Finally your point about having to play your reserves for most of the season is nonsense. I'll admit Ashton and Dyer have been missed but all teams across the world have injuries and to believe yours have been any worse than anyone else is living in a dream land.
I know im going to get abuse from West Ham fans about posting on one of their blogs but as a Tottenham fan i felt it my right to respond, same as i would expect a West Ham fan to respond.
And hammersfan altho your blogs do sometimes wind us yids up they are pretty comical.
And fair play to fulham
you might want to wait till next week.....do the maths...if you can....hmm
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ReplyDeleteShite blog - just look at every other club's blogs, NUFCBlog, Republik of Mancunia, Harry Hotspur etc - all of them focus first and foremost on their own team. I would hope that the Spammers have better fansites elsewhere that aren't so jealous of their neighbors' wealth, or they're even more bitter than I thought.
ReplyDeleteWell done to Fulham though, they've certainly deserved it and I'll be quite pleased if they keep WHU out of Europe forever (and keep Hangeland out of the reaches of Villa). Hodgson is a class manager and deserves to be manager of the year, though that'll probably go to SAF.
Hard luck west ham....your shite!
ReplyDeleteGood riposte SMD.
ReplyDelete23.12, you're right! When Liverpool put three past you and we put 4 past Boro, we will be above you in the table!
1980.............
ReplyDeleteHalfwit.
ReplyDeleteha ha i would react the same way when i realise my team is going to finish, being the worst placed team in london. Just think all these west ham fans highlight of the season was to finish above spurs. dear oh dear
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteSpurs mathematically is still possible to get into Europe though slim, whereas West Ham after 2 back to back losses has NO chance at all!!!
After all you guys held 7th place for weeks, so don't be too sad by trying to start a pathetic wind up blog to comfort yourself!! :lol:
Fair play to Fulham IF results go their way. Roy Hodgson has worked miracles not too dissimilar to the ones worked by the triffic Mr Harry Redknapp. I'm a Spurs fan but its still nice to see a 'smaller' club reach a major European competition (Yes the Europa League is a major competition... barely: It's far more major than the Inter-toto Cup which we will be playing in assuming we finish 8th.. Sorry to remind my fellow Yids who had forgotten about that potential nightmare.) However, I digress, congratulations to Fulham, but please sort that disasterous 'neutral section' out... It's just embarrassing ;)
ReplyDeleteno money, bankrupt chairman, crap stadium, very average squad (dont kid yourself, you have massively overacheived this season) and a trophy haul throughtout their entire history you can count on the fingers of 1 hand....i can see why hammers and blogs like this vent their venom at spurs!...the jealousy just pours out of them, its cringe worthy
ReplyDeleteAre you actually inbred?
ReplyDeleteOf course I am, I'm from the East End!
ReplyDeleteYer wheels on yer house go round and round, round and round, round and round, yer wheels on yer house go round and round all day long.
ReplyDeleteThe foreskin on your dick goes up and down, up and...oh no, sorry it doesn't does it? ; }
ReplyDeleteMy god man, come off it already. You've said you don't hate Spurs because you're focused on your on club, and then you blog this self-jubilant sh!t on how Fulham will be in Europe, and Spurs not.
ReplyDeleteWell you know what, good for a small club like that, and even though I ask this about Spurs, why the fuck did WEST HAM NOT MAKE EUROPE. Focus on your on team you f*cking donkey
Errrww now your going on about other mens private parts,silly muppet.
ReplyDeleteDon't talk about my kermit like that!
ReplyDeletecollison for the world cup squad?.........hahahahahahaahhah what an average joe soap! sears, savio, collinson, all mediocre shit!
ReplyDeletePillock, Collison is Welsh!
ReplyDeleteCorrection, collinson is SHIT
ReplyDeleteThis looks like the place to be for a friendly bit of banter. Maybe not.......Anyway I am just glad we didn't get relegated after the start we had and having been in Europe for the past 3 seasons we don't mind having a breather to regroup for next year. Well done Fulham if you make it (enjoy it while it lasts). Well done Zola and what you managed to get out of bunch of overpaid misfits you've got working for you. We can all congratulate ourselves on having good seasons but we are all just a few dodgy decisions or a bit of bad luck from being down with Newcastle and Middlesborough. I would have thought a Spammer with living memory of 2nd tier football would be more humble than a Spurs fan but there you go. COYS. I'm off to try that foreskin trick Hammersfan mentioned.
ReplyDeleteyou are our feeder club , you are our feeder club , you are our feeder club , you are our feeder club . 2 cup finals this year , and you still did`nt win either .
ReplyDeleteI think you need to seek help for your obsession with Spurs
ReplyDeleteHammersFan if you actually think that this immature tosh, will wind Spurs fans up you couldn't be more wrong.
ReplyDeleteMany Spurs fans have had enough of missing Saturday kick offs, and have had enough of Thursday night games, and the extra expense incurred by them.
Most Spurs fans are savvy enough to realise that if Spurs do miss out on qualifying for the Europa Cup, it will most probably do our Premier League form the world of good for next season.
Oh and most pleasingly for me, it just confirms Once again what most Spurs fans already know, and that is that many of West Ham's fans are very Jealous, very biter and very twisted about all things Spurs.
I must say in all honesty though, well done to you HammersFan, you have quite clearly succeeded in making a complete and utter c**t of yourself on this blog, nothing new there then. LOL
ha ha ...a double againt this season over our feeder club Wet-sham...
ReplyDeleteand remeber 4-3....4-3...stalteri...Stalteri...ha ha ha....
Erm, still trying to work out what this has to do with a West Ham blog... Closet Fulham fan???
ReplyDeleteits like the man enjoying porn, but not noticing the wife doing the milkman with the postman watching.
ReplyDeleteget a grip on reality - Spurs are ending the season above West Ham !
As a Fulham fan, can I ask, why are West Ham fans so jealous of Tottenham? And yes, you do need to stop calling your 1st team your reserve team, that is your 1st team...get behind them!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBreaking news: West Ham fan found unconscious in Green Street. Police found a handful of straws in his right hand.
ReplyDeleteVG 0754, but further investigation revealed that the deceased was in fact a supporter of Tottenham. Investigations are on going as to why, exactly, he was on West Ham territory and why he had stolen Luis Boa-Morte's lunch!
ReplyDeleteIf you were a Fulham fan this blog would make sence, as it stands you are mocking us for finishing behind a team that you are 2 places behind. Stop trying to delude yourself into thinking that you have a stick to beat us with because you don't....Fulham do, but you don't. This is Fulham's moment not yours, they are the ones who can 'celebrate' finishing above us and gaining a Europa cup spot. In all honesty Fulham probably won't be all that bothered about finishing above us, in the same way they won't be bothered about finishing higher than Bolton. There is only one team that delight in finishing above us...and they haven't done it!
ReplyDeleteHammersfan your comment at 23.42 was doen right racist. As a JEWSISH hammers fan im disgusted at your anti semitic comment and the meaning behind your commnt. You always go on about racisim but you are a disgusting dirty racist yourself. Have you got the decency to appologise or just delete this comment as you know you are a total arsehole who does not represent the hammers in ny way shpe or form???? RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete1980............
ReplyDelete0937, in what way was the comment racist? Are you suggesting that only Jewish people are circumcised? If so, you are very wrong. Indeed, not all Jewish people are circumcised - many now see the act as outdated and as an act of mutilation if not necessary on medical grounds. The practice first arose in the Middle East for both Muslims and Jews because of the gritty terrain. Sand beneath the foreskin was very painful and resulted in infections, so it was sensible to cut away the offending flesh. To do so, before the penis was used as a reproductive organ was eminently sensible, thus the snip at fourteen. Are you intact? And is 'Arry 'aving the snip in that photo?
ReplyDeleteHome and Away theme song-
ReplyDelete'Home and Away.'
you know we belong together,
you and I forever and ever.
No matter where you are,
you're my guiding star.
And from the very first moment I saw you
there was such emotion
I'm walking on air,
just to know (Just to know)
You are there (You are there)
Chorus:
Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
Closer each day....
Home and away...
West Ham are shit and have tramps as fans .... fact !
ReplyDeleteThis is beginning to get a bit sad...can't even call it a rivalry,it seems you are just fixated with Spurs...Did a Spurs fan run of with your wife,or maybe you had a evil step-dad who happened to be a yid? I doubt other west ham fans are this obsessed with Tottenham...
ReplyDeleteLOL 1327, my Dad was a West Ham fan and passed the curse to me. My poor son thought he supported Manchester United when he was eight but West Ham kit after West Ham kit as birthday and Xmas presents eventually convinced him otherwise. Now most of his weekends are miserable too! I suppose it's a form of child abuse!
ReplyDeleteAs a Spurs fan I am delighted that Fulham are going to finish seventh and qualify for Europe that have derved it and Hodgson deserves recognition for the wonderful job he has done.However those extra 19 gmaes will kill Fulham next season.However good luck to them as this will be their second ever Euro journey..
ReplyDeleteVery sporting 1449, I'm pleased for them too, and for Woy, he has done a weally, weally, weally good job!
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spurs v west ham
hard luck!
But what about the other 35 games? The season doesn't consist of fixtures with West Ham!
ReplyDeletehammersfan , 15.01 , but it does seem to be everything for you lot , as someone said , it is like you have 2 cup finals every year !! bit like us with the french arse i guess.
ReplyDeleteIf i were u id erase ur post. Its embarressing for you. Anyway, thanx for pointing out all those facts, u saved me alot of typing u ignoramus!
ReplyDeleteSomeone bitter and jealous?! I think so!!
If we do not qualify for Europe then..... drumroll..... ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!! Of course i ould prefer to finish 7th and qualify for europe but the Europa cup is an extra 17 games a season if u reach the final, its something of a poisoned chalice, guess u could say we're in a win win situation. We are consistantly playing in Europe, let Fulham hav a go at it, they'll love it. We can jus crack on wit the league and aim to finish as high as possible with minimum distraction, we'll still be able to attract top players so wats the big deal!? Dont hate, congratulate... By the way congratuations on an amazing season....... for West Ham standards. Bravo!!!
Thanks silver Spurs. This mutual understanding is wonderful. I feel sorry for you lot, you congratulate Fulham and ourselves. Reciprocity all round! Well, we are all London clubs so what do you expect? On that subject, how about saying well done to Arsenal for finishing in the top 4 yet again and reaching the semifinal of the Champions League despite spending much less on players than Tottenham have? And Chelsea are in the FA Cup Final too and have finished third. How about congratulating them too?
ReplyDeleteYou are right Hammersfan,as a rule Spurs fans are very magnanimous in our appreciation.Yes I congratulate Chelsea for reaching the semi finals and have to say they were robbed and deserved to go to Rome.Oh and well done for West Ham for finishing tenth the same as last year.So nice to see the same yet again for the Hammers,and well done to Fulham for finishing seventh and thus qualifying for europe they deserved it!!
ReplyDeleteYou say that the europa league is a mickey mouse cup, but you west ham fans would love to see your team in it.. Face it we've pissed all over you both games so stop hating and show some respect because people fort we was going to be dead and gone we had a 8 game hadi cap over you and you still couldnt get above us.. PATHETIC
ReplyDeleteIf Fulham get into Europe they will be end up in a relgation dogfight by the end of the season mark my words. Their squad is weaker than ours and they have been incredibly lucky with injuries, fielding a settled side week-in, week-out. Add 10, 12 or even 19 matches and they are struggling unless they bring in at least SIX good quality players over the summer. No mean feat for a small club like Fulham. I'm genuinely glad we didn't make the 'UEFA Zenith Data Champions Europa Cup League thingammybob'. Thursday nights in Armenia? No thanks! Exciting 'group' games against Hapoel Tel Aviv? You'd have to be a schmuck to want that!
ReplyDeleteSince taking over from Alan Curbishley in September, Zola has won 13 of his games in charge, drawing 10 and losing 15
ReplyDeletedear o dear