Anybody else notice how appropriate the Jade Ewen sung Eurovision ditty would be as a new anthem for Tottenham? Just take a look at the lyrics with the mighty Hotspurs in mind!
"My Time, it's my time, It's my time, my moment, I'm not going to let go of it! There's nothing I'm afraid of, I'll show you what I'm made of, show you all it's my time now!"
Now doesn't that sound like Tottenham's cry every summer? Then what happens? Well "My time" turns out not to be Tottenham's time and it all ends up, like last night, in bitter disappointment.
And where did Jade finish? Just outside the top four! Fifth! Perhaps it was something she ate before the contest!
I know the girl was born in Plaistow but we are your feeder club anyway so all together you Cockyfools, "My time, it's my time, it's my time, my moment, I'm not going to let go of it..."
And as always finishing above the Spammers....
ReplyDeleteAnd like Jade, you're out of Europe!
ReplyDeleteYou're forever blowing bubbles...........
ReplyDeleteOut of both ends.
And just like your dreams they fade and die. At least we blow bubbles, there was a lot more than bubbles coming out of your rears when you thought you might finish in the top 4!
ReplyDeleteYou seem REALLY hung up on spurs all the time... are you jealous or something?
ReplyDeleteWest Ham so bitter... Just outside Europe I know absolutely gutted. Ever won European trophy spammers? Ever won a trophy on that note? Lets compare the cabinets?
ReplyDeleteat least we were IN europe.
ReplyDeleteYou've got no ambitions yourselves as you are shite and all you can hope for is that we don't qualify for Europe.
ReplyDelete2 points from 8 games and you stil can't finish above us. Muppets!!!
Is this a Tottenham blog then?
ReplyDeletelittle bit of an obsession goign on here.
Haha Anon 12:32 - I usually steer clear of all this banter BUT... "Ever won European trophy spammers?" - Erm.. Yes. 1965 European Cup Winners Cup.
ReplyDeleteEvery breath you take
ReplyDeleteEvery move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be posting about you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play (HOW TRUE IS THIS)
Every night you stay
I'll be posting about you
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be posting about you
Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be posting about you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be posting about you
I'll be posting about you
I'll be posting about you
I'll be posting about you
I'll be posting about you
I heard Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson is selling West Ham's trophy cabinets on eBay!!
ReplyDeleteTottenham Hotspur 17 (SEVENTEEN) trophies West Ham United 4 (FOUR) trophie, the last One almost 30 years ago. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe statistics above, sum up just perfectly why the little pikeys are so so bitter and twisted about all things Tottenham, very sad to be honest.
Having an open top bus parade, after winning the play offs sums them up perfectly, West Hm United = a small time know mark club.
...and don't forget the Intertoto Cup, bwah
ReplyDeletebollocks! how many points where you in front of us back in feb? Now look at ya? Shame your team's gonna be broke up in the summer, relegation next season for the hammers
ReplyDeleteyou should make this a spurs site. im sure more spurs supporters know about it than hammers.
ReplyDeletehaha pathetic post
ReplyDeletebetter luck next year losers!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ARTxiBaLfnc/Ri7J5CzJa4I/AAAAAAAAAXI/R_XA-mVd2Fo/s320/pikeys.jpeg
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Yeah and there are more of us that can read
ReplyDeleteOn a Eurovision theme, the Hammers need the Ukraine's "Anti-Crisis Girl" !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo I think we will just use this for the games we played against West Ham this season.
ReplyDeleteHome and Away theme song-
'Home and Away.'
you know we belong together,
you and I forever and ever.
No matter where you are,
you're my guiding star.
And from the very first moment I saw you
there was such emotion
I'm walking on air,
just to know (Just to know)
You are there (You are there)
Chorus:
Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
Closer each day....
Home and away...
Its funny how even though we had the worst start to the season in HITSORY and West Ham have their best season in years, we still beat them twice and finish above them in the league lool :)
ReplyDeletewhy don't you write about west ham?
ReplyDeleteWhy were you watching Eurovision?
ReplyDeleteWe beat you twice this season, again. Gave you an eight game start, and still beat you LOL. You are a shite club with a shite ground and a bankrupt board of directors, going down the pan faster than a green street curry. Big club dont make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteWest ham blog? where are the west ham fans, better check under all the stones round here.LOL
ReplyDeleteThe reason why there is not a lot of west ham fans here is because pikeys mostly sell there stuff for drugs, which includes laptops and pc's.
ReplyDeletePhantomHotspur how do I block this gimp on my iPod? I do feel sorry for this knobjocky, LOL at the post who called the spammers Three Point United!
ReplyDeleteTHREE POINT UNITED!! Pmsl at that one. The wheels on ya house go round and round, all day long lololololol
ReplyDeleteBoring.
ReplyDeleteYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN but lol at three point united
ReplyDeleteLOL Glad to give you Tottenham fans something to respond to! Well done to the "Every breath I take" poster, that was witty. Are you sure you support Tottenham mate, you have a sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteAny other suggestions for anthems that would be appropriate for rival clubs?
Little tip to anybody wanting to block this site from their ipods - don't open it in the first place! Derrrrrrrrrrr! Do they have schools in Tottenham?
ReplyDeleteSo much anger, so much hate, so much bile over a little topical joke. You Cockyfools really do have a persecution complex don't you? Look at the Geordie reaction to the "Shearer is to blame" post and your reaction to this. Less responses and most that do reply address the issue, they don't just rant about the blog. Tell me, why the difference? It must touch a raw nerve I suppose!
ReplyDeletecome on hammersfan admit it, you love the spurs responses or you wouldn't run so many spurs stories!!! newcastle stories just aren't the same! neither are west ham stories come to think about it lol
ReplyDeleteHAMMER BLOG PARASITE! WISH I COULD JUST CONTROL+ALT+DELETE YOU OFF CYBERSPACE!
ReplyDeleteHonestly Fanno what are you doing to yourself and more importantly West Ham. I used to be one of the few that supported you from time to time on WestHamFans but you are certainly doing yourself no favours with your blog. Is this a West Ham blog or a tool for you to ridicule other supporters? The problem from where I am looking though is that you are making a joke of yourself and our club. We are going places with Zola & Clarke but the time to rub it in is hopefully in the future but certainly not now. Grow up mate and do what you do best and write intelligent articles on West Ham.
ReplyDelete1524, you need to lighten up along with the agitated Cockyfools. They are clucking all around the yard because a nasty old fox is yapping the other side of the fence. So what? Poor idiots!
ReplyDelete1507, of course I love it! Why does a cat play with a mouse?
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ReplyDeleteThe public opinion said:
ReplyDelete"Hammersfan, can you please shut the **** up or actually write a decent post..
That is if you're capable of that."
(Censored to remove the f word)
I can at least string two sentences together without using the f word!
Reckon this one back fired on you matey!
ReplyDeleteLOL I don't! Look at the number of replies! How many Cockyfools have crowed in anguish? Like I say above, I've touched a nerve! Not that I meant to of course, I just thought the song would be ideal for you.
ReplyDeleteyou don't touch anything - except maybe yourself.
ReplyDeleteA bit like Jade given the result last night. Oh, except she did headbutt that violin bow - very funny moment!
ReplyDeleteAll you want to do is rack up as many hits as possible for your blog site!
ReplyDeleteI reckon you initally tried to say nice things about West Ham and get a zillion hits from happy Hammers but alas...the Hammers are skint, rubbish and with practically nothing to shout or boast about you've probably only managed to get a meagre amount of hits.
Plan B to get your zillion hits...target the Lilywhites and insult & irate them a little instead!
Kinda worked in one way as it got you more of the hits that you seem to absolutely crave for.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, you will find that the Spurs fans that access websites and blogs like NewsNow etc. are genuine and loyal fans who care about their club.
We are here to be derided with cheap shots and insults from a professed Hammer fan nor do we want to partake in your conniving scheme to megaboost your blog hit rates!
Your time has come...go annoy the Gooners, Chelski or Fulham fans instead. Better still...go irk the Millwall fans and tell 'em where you live!
Typo in 2nd last paragraph! Paragraph should read...
ReplyDeleteWe are NOT here to be derided with cheap shots and insults from a professed Hammer fan nor do we want to partake in your conniving scheme to megaboost your blog hit rates!
You may be right mate but this is a harmless enough post, a gentle, tongue in cheek piss take and look at the virulent response! It is a gag, a simple joke, and look at the ridiculous clucking from Cockyfools in response!
ReplyDeletefanny fanny fanny oh dear
ReplyDeleteIts funny cause Hammersfan is a moron.
ReplyDeleteSo the spuds finished above WHU in 2008? Get your Rothmans out, boy!
ReplyDeleteif i was a Wet Spam fan I'd be watching Eurovision too.
ReplyDeleteI guess he's just a big Graham Norton fan
ReplyDeletegeez, used to think the spammers were better than this but now all they have to look forward to is blogging about us? could do that on 606 mate, you sound like you'd fit in with the mongs there.
ReplyDeleteworst start in history of our club and you lot STILL can't win a game against us or finish above us after spending yourselves into debt. what a small-time club, every single other club's blogs at least focus on themselves.
he goes out of his way to dish it then bleats when it comes back. what a tit!
ReplyDeleteThere's Only One Mark Bosnich... One Mark Bosnich !!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's only one Graham Norton... One Graham Norton!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't bleat when it comes back, I love it! I only object when foul language or crude racism is employed.
ReplyDeleteJust a few questions Hammersfan.How many posts have you made in the last month that feature Spurs? The occasional post for banter can be amusing but you are becoming tedious. I can think of no other blogger from any team that is so preoccupied with a team other than their own. I think you should get some proffesional help so you can understand where your deep seated insecurities come from. Its a bit much when the only responses you get from your fellow Hammer fans is one of embaressment. Have a break in the summer -I think you need it.
ReplyDeleteCheck it out for yourself. The list for May is carried to the right. You will find three articles exclusive to Tottenham, 5 to Newcastle, 2 to Liverpool, 1 to Reading and, I think, 25 to West Ham. Tottenham do get mentioned in a few but the articles are not about your club. So "Let Tottenham keep their overpriced rubbish" is about why we should not buy dos Santos for example. I have not counted the "Apology to Tottenham fans" as a Tottenham article because it is about the disgraceful conduct of our fans towards your supporters and club.
ReplyDeleteWith regard to popularity amongst Tottenham and West Ham fans, this blog gets lots of replies from Cockyfools but REGULARLY features on the "Top Stories" panel on the West Ham board of News Now. Remember, lots of West Ham fans struggle to write! In truth, replies tend to be reactive on a blog, people tend not to reply, "Good article" but rather prefer to voice criticism / vent anger, which is why so many Cockyfools leave replies.
Anyway, do keep looking in. If you want to submit an article, I will run it. I really am interested in a free forum, even if it involves criticising West Ham from a Tottenham perspective. It is only crude racism and obscenities that I censor. You see a lot of criticism on here because, unlike other blog administrators, I do not block those who wish to criticise me. That is to be commended, no?
I think we all appreciate your comments regarding an apology, especially as we are all blessed with our fair share of idiots.
ReplyDeleteIt's just that your post was weak and just not funny. Worse still it exposed you as someone so familiar with watching crap that you can even watch Eurovision.
LOL I love Eurovision, but I swapped channels to watch Have I Got News For You as was playing footy and having beers and curry on Friday night.
ReplyDeleteTake the mick for all you are worth but you'll be crying next year when super Spurs win the premier league. I haven't seen anything this year that will stop us. We beat Chelsea and Liverpool and had draws with A*****l and ManU. We will be champions and bring the trophy home where it belongs. We deserve to win it. Champion League winners the following year and then go on to dominate football at home and in europe. This will be reality.
ReplyDeleteLOL 2315, are you singing? "My Time, it's my time, It's my time, my moment, I'm not going to let go of it! There's nothing I'm afraid of, I'll show you what I'm made of, show you all it's my time now!"
ReplyDeleteYou even know the words.... get help!
ReplyDeleteI think Hammersfan is a ten year old girl - they're the only people that write out lyrics to pop songs.
ReplyDeletei no this has nothing to do with football, but it sounds like you're having a go at jade for not winning. if you are, then for god's sake look at last season's place, we were BOTTOM!, if andrew loyd wots his name hadn't shown up, the organisers for the united kingdom were gonna stop us going anyway! and will all this mockery of spurs please stop, im getting bored of reading rants about how badly the should be doing, and not enough about our beloved hammers...SHEESH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe aren't doing very well, but shoooshhhh, you haven't noticed so perhaps others won't too!
ReplyDeleteas always, u mention Tottenham and they all come running. You lot are like moths to a light. Hammersfan reminds me of jose Mourinho, probably a nice guy but makes everyone hate his club (Chelsea).
ReplyDeleteLOL 1436, I'm not a nice guy! Not according to the wife anyway! ; }
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