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Wednesday, 27 May 2009
A Prison in Dagenham? Outrageous!
What the hell? They are building a prison in Dagenham! What a waste of money! Don't build a prison IN Dagenham, build a bloody great wall AROUND the town!
That where they will lock your mate Salty up, segregation of course. Talking of Salty, where has he gone along with your other mates Martillo, Hotshot and Celtic????
for someone who makes out they are so intelligent you correct peoples grammar call them children make snide comments and are just plain rude you put these blogs up just to offend people and where do you live that's so lovely then as you are so quick so slate others home town
LOL I'm leaving the comments up despite the language. It was a joke but, to be honest, those who claim to be from Dagenham kind of validate the forum.
It will make no difference I know but my father's cousin was literally decapitated by a direct hit on the family home in Dagenham during the War. My Dad was in the cupboard under the stairs with his aunt and uncle, his cousin never made it. Seen those pictures of the staircase in amongst the rubble, that apparently was the scene afterwards. Dad found the head if you can believe his account. Both were 12 years old at the time. My Dad (died from cancer in 91) had nothing good to say about Dagenham. His words, "The bastards killed my cousin but left the rest of the town standing!"
Chill you sad cases. Do you really take everything SOOOOOO seriously? The thing that made us special, as Brits and East Enders in particular, was our ability to laugh at ourselves. Now our Yob Culture means that any joke has to be confronted with aggression. Very sad!
hammersfan , you must be a twisted little fuck !! if pissing other teams off with your shite blogs isn't enough you have to turn on your own teams supporters. You know some of your blogs do make me laugh but you don't seem to know where to draw the line, where do you get off ??
No, I don't need to think. Unlike you. Now then, is it right, rite or write? LOL Do you think before you reply?
Barry, what's interesting? I don't think I've ever got off at Putney in my life actually. It was a jokey response. Over your head? Well Putney is an overground underground station isn't it? That's an oxymoron by the way.
So called Hammersfan...You've never been to the area, not Dagenham, not even Forest Gate or Green Street for that matter!!!!I thought I had an idea where you were coming from recently.....but I can admit when I'm wrong...your a knob. Gater Frank
Frank? Is F & R inter-changeable for a W these days? Born in East Ham Maternity Hospital, taken home to Chester Road, East Ham. Grandparents lived in Kathrine Road after their house in St Mary's Road Plaistow was compulsory purchased. But let's not allow facts to get in the way of misinformed opinions eh?
hammersfan i've been on here before and got a decent response from you.
what is you problem?
you call yourself a west ham fan yet you continually lay into everything west ham. you brown nose other clubs and now you come out with this trash which has nothing to do with West Ham. Nothing to do with football, no point in it at all.
If it was original and funny then maybe you can get away with it...but it is neither.
I'm not taking it personally as I don't live in Dagenham, but people do...many of them are West Ham fans.
So essentially what comes out of this post is that you want to lock a large majority of West Ham fans up.
I know your general response to comments on here is to pick holes in the grammar, trying to make yourself out as some academic with the highest honours.
By all means go through my comment with a fine toothcomb but I've not sworn or directed any abuse your way, and I think it's about time you took your head out your arse and realised the juvenlie nature of your very own blog...
LOL freddyfreddy, I wouldn't stop at Dagenham, I'd build a wall around Essex!
It is a joke. I wouldn't be able to see most of my family if they built a wall around Essex!
They really are planning to build a prison IN Dagenham. I have a picture of the residents of Dagenham scaling the walls to try to get inside! Come on, it isn't the prettiest town in Essex is it? Grays, Stanford No Hope, Chafford Hundred, Dagenham - they are no going to feature on the English Tourist Board website anytime soon are they?
As I say above, it is a sad reflection on our society that we are losing the ability to laugh at ourselves. Everything has to be "in the face" confrontation. Yob culture mate, which is what passes for an art gallery in Dagenham. ; }
It would. How did you know? In a shed. With a single bulb dangling from a frayed cord. Me, my mum, her sister, my uncle Joe who was evicted from his flat in the Roman Road, my fifteen kids, my wife, the dog, the goldfish, the cat and the budgie.
LOL It was on the news and struck me as very funny. The residents of Dagenham protesting about a prison being built in their back yard. Do you know there's even a place called Dagenham Village now? I bet it is a Staffy Free Zone - all King Charles Spaniels and Sushi eating houses. One has bought a house in Dagenham Village doesn't one know. One was thinking of moving to Stone but one decided Dagenham Village was an altogether better address. We have a Waitrose don't you know! And now they are thinking of building a prison in the town! I am sure there is a suitable site in Chelemsford or Basildon, one doesn't want to see that sort of thing in Dagenham Village does one?
Been reading your blog for quiet some time, I think that some of your posts are quiet witty and in turn have some good discussions as well.
But this one bout Dagenham - I wet myself. I live not too far from the place and you could be forgiven in thinking that the place is a prison, so many gangs, police and just generally not a nice place to be. There is nothing to the area except council flat blocks and estates.
Yeah a lot of West ham come from Dagenham but there are just of many of us outside as well. Im sure the residents of Dagenham have cracked a few jokes about som of the neighbouring areas - basildon maybe? romford im sure of...
I am West Ham thru and thru, used to work at Upton Park in the Castle Suite and held a season ticket for 4 years (96-00).
Come on guys lets not be so serious all the time. The season has finished, we all need something to talk about, even if it is pointless!
On a slightly more serious note, Barking and Dagenham Council have TWELVE BNP councilors. Build a prison there? Bad idea! How long before it became a concentration camp?
Just shows how much you love the site! You see, I said you would miss me if I ever left the org! Good to see Del back and on form. Wish him well. My alias can't be that obviously sadly but I enjoyed a brief exchange on his return.
That where they will lock your mate Salty up, segregation of course. Talking of Salty, where has he gone along with your other mates Martillo, Hotshot and Celtic????
ReplyDeletehe's made new ones up! billbanksy, supernumbersix ect
ReplyDeleteHammersfan you are a cock!
ReplyDeleteIm embarassed you are a West Ham Fan
Now we need newsnow to dump your wank blog
for someone who makes out they are so intelligent you correct peoples grammar call them children make snide comments and are just plain rude you put these blogs up just to offend people and where do you live that's so lovely then as you are so quick so slate others home town
ReplyDeletearrogant little boy rocket engineer my arse the only rocket you engineer is the one in your pocket
ReplyDeleteYep i live in dagenham with my kids so drop dead u cunt hammersfan.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but the blog is called
ReplyDeleteWEST HAM UNITED
SO WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH MY CLUB,
now we know why you got run out of the org you vile little pig
what is the point, have u nothing to say regarding west ham?
ReplyDeleteHammersfan go fuck your mum , Dagenham is where im from born and bred , stick your cunty blog up your arse
ReplyDeleteLOL I'm leaving the comments up despite the language. It was a joke but, to be honest, those who claim to be from Dagenham kind of validate the forum.
ReplyDeleteIt will make no difference I know but my father's cousin was literally decapitated by a direct hit on the family home in Dagenham during the War. My Dad was in the cupboard under the stairs with his aunt and uncle, his cousin never made it. Seen those pictures of the staircase in amongst the rubble, that apparently was the scene afterwards. Dad found the head if you can believe his account. Both were 12 years old at the time. My Dad (died from cancer in 91) had nothing good to say about Dagenham. His words, "The bastards killed my cousin but left the rest of the town standing!"
Chill you sad cases. Do you really take everything SOOOOOO seriously? The thing that made us special, as Brits and East Enders in particular, was our ability to laugh at ourselves. Now our Yob Culture means that any joke has to be confronted with aggression. Very sad!
hammersfan , you must be a twisted little fuck !! if pissing other teams off with your shite blogs isn't enough you have to turn on your own teams supporters. You know some of your blogs do make me laugh but you don't seem to know where to draw the line, where do you get off ??
ReplyDeleteGenerally speaking at Putney Barry. Anywhere East of there brings you into contact with foul mouthed yobs who think life is a war!
ReplyDeletedo you not think before you write ?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't need to think. Unlike you. Now then, is it right, rite or write? LOL Do you think before you reply?
ReplyDeleteBarry, what's interesting? I don't think I've ever got off at Putney in my life actually. It was a jokey response. Over your head? Well Putney is an overground underground station isn't it? That's an oxymoron by the way.
So called Hammersfan...You've never been to the area, not Dagenham, not even Forest Gate or Green Street for that matter!!!!I thought I had an idea where you were coming from recently.....but I can admit when I'm wrong...your a knob.
ReplyDeleteGater Frank
Frank? Is F & R inter-changeable for a W these days? Born in East Ham Maternity Hospital, taken home to Chester Road, East Ham. Grandparents lived in Kathrine Road after their house in St Mary's Road Plaistow was compulsory purchased. But let's not allow facts to get in the way of misinformed opinions eh?
ReplyDeleteignorant, no mates fool off you go again telling people your better than them we will find your address
ReplyDeleteIt is Cell Block H, Dagenham!
ReplyDeletehammersfan i've been on here before and got a decent response from you.
ReplyDeletewhat is you problem?
you call yourself a west ham fan yet you continually lay into everything west ham. you brown nose other clubs and now you come out with this trash which has nothing to do with West Ham. Nothing to do with football, no point in it at all.
If it was original and funny then maybe you can get away with it...but it is neither.
I'm not taking it personally as I don't live in Dagenham, but people do...many of them are West Ham fans.
So essentially what comes out of this post is that you want to lock a large majority of West Ham fans up.
I know your general response to comments on here is to pick holes in the grammar, trying to make yourself out as some academic with the highest honours.
By all means go through my comment with a fine toothcomb but I've not sworn or directed any abuse your way, and I think it's about time you took your head out your arse and realised the juvenlie nature of your very own blog...
LOL freddyfreddy, I wouldn't stop at Dagenham, I'd build a wall around Essex!
ReplyDeleteIt is a joke. I wouldn't be able to see most of my family if they built a wall around Essex!
They really are planning to build a prison IN Dagenham. I have a picture of the residents of Dagenham scaling the walls to try to get inside! Come on, it isn't the prettiest town in Essex is it? Grays, Stanford No Hope, Chafford Hundred, Dagenham - they are no going to feature on the English Tourist Board website anytime soon are they?
As I say above, it is a sad reflection on our society that we are losing the ability to laugh at ourselves. Everything has to be "in the face" confrontation. Yob culture mate, which is what passes for an art gallery in Dagenham. ; }
i'm sorry mate, i completely disagree.
ReplyDeleteAs for Essex, I would rather you didn't got parading your high horse around there either as I live there.
More importantly I think what's more of a sad reflection of society is in fact you, and this blog.
Petulant, juvenile, 'men' who go behind the guise of different names, alter ego's, pseudonyms and alias'.
Who make cheap digs at other people who are 'below' them in today's sociological climate.
Pretty much the "I'm better than you because you live in Dagenham" approach.
Where is it that you live may we ask? Maybe it would shed some light on your superior attitude
It would. How did you know? In a shed. With a single bulb dangling from a frayed cord. Me, my mum, her sister, my uncle Joe who was evicted from his flat in the Roman Road, my fifteen kids, my wife, the dog, the goldfish, the cat and the budgie.
ReplyDeleteI'll leave it at that, but the way you described your digs, you're clearly a Millwall fan
ReplyDeleteLOL Uncovered at last freddy!
ReplyDeleteKeep it football HF, keep it football.
ReplyDeleteLOL It was on the news and struck me as very funny. The residents of Dagenham protesting about a prison being built in their back yard. Do you know there's even a place called Dagenham Village now? I bet it is a Staffy Free Zone - all King Charles Spaniels and Sushi eating houses. One has bought a house in Dagenham Village doesn't one know. One was thinking of moving to Stone but one decided Dagenham Village was an altogether better address. We have a Waitrose don't you know! And now they are thinking of building a prison in the town! I am sure there is a suitable site in Chelemsford or Basildon, one doesn't want to see that sort of thing in Dagenham Village does one?
ReplyDeleteBeen reading your blog for quiet some time, I think that some of your posts are quiet witty and in turn have some good discussions as well.
ReplyDeleteBut this one bout Dagenham - I wet myself. I live not too far from the place and you could be forgiven in thinking that the place is a prison, so many gangs, police and just generally not a nice place to be. There is nothing to the area except council flat blocks and estates.
Yeah a lot of West ham come from Dagenham but there are just of many of us outside as well. Im sure the residents of Dagenham have cracked a few jokes about som of the neighbouring areas - basildon maybe? romford im sure of...
I am West Ham thru and thru, used to work at Upton Park in the Castle Suite and held a season ticket for 4 years (96-00).
Come on guys lets not be so serious all the time. The season has finished, we all need something to talk about, even if it is pointless!
WHUFCHRIS
Cheers Chris!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure. It is a shame that not everyone is as light hearted as the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteCarry on with the blogs Hammersfan - it breaks up my boring day at work!
WHUFCHRIS
On a slightly more serious note, Barking and Dagenham Council have TWELVE BNP councilors. Build a prison there? Bad idea! How long before it became a concentration camp?
ReplyDeleteAnon: 18.58 - where am I? I'm certainly not in prison... But I've got my eye on you... I'm gonna take you down, down to china town..
ReplyDeleteLOL Hi Hotshot! Back to Shanghai for anonymous eh?
ReplyDeleteTell us how good it is to be in Guildford then Trev? What a boring God foresaken hole that is
ReplyDeleteLOL You are back then.
ReplyDeleteNever been away
ReplyDeleteJust shows how much you love the site! You see, I said you would miss me if I ever left the org! Good to see Del back and on form. Wish him well. My alias can't be that obviously sadly but I enjoyed a brief exchange on his return.
ReplyDelete