Green's England Performance Puts Tottenham, Liverpool and Arsenal on Red Alert.

Robert Green established his England credentials tonight with a flawless performance in the crucial World Cup qualifier against Andorra at Wembley, triggering interest from Tootatthem, Liverpool and Arsenal in the process. Green's detractors were obliged to admit that at no point in the game did the West Ham keeper look likely to concede. In fact, he made the game appear easy, barely breaking into a sweat over the tense and enthralling ninety minutes.

Football pundit, Lee Vitout raved, "Green was fantastic. There was one moment when the ball bounced in the corridor of uncertainty a yard outside of the box. Green dealt with it brilliantly. Some keepers like Robinson or Gomes would have panicked and handled the ball. But not Green. He dealt with it brilliantly."

Any suggestion that Green is vulnerable under crosses were laid to rest. Vitout continued: "Show me one cross that Green struggled under. You can't. No one can. Green was brilliant all night."

A posse of watching managers cannot fail to have been impressed. Tootatthem are known to be interested in securing a replacement for Gomes and, on this showing, Green fits the bill perfectly. "Any keeper who looks that comfortable over ninety minutes must be special," said Tootatthem's head scout.

The only obstacle to a deal appears to be West Ham's reluctance to do business with their near neighbours. This may open the door to Liverpool, if they can cobble together the cash, or Arsenal. It would certainly be a huge surprise if little old bankrupt West Ham can keep hold of Green after his epic performance tonight.