It has just occurred to me that 'Arry Enfield must have based the bulk of his act upon Tootatthem Trotspurs. Remember that obnoxious couple, "I think you will find we are considerably richer than yow"? Doesn't that sound like every Cockyfool who comments on here?
Then there is Loadsamoney! That's 'Arry to a T! Bosh, bosh, bosh, how much? Loadsamoney!!!!!!
Of course Levy would be "You-Don't-Wanna-Do-It-Like-That"...before he sacks yet another manager!
The Double-Take brothers would look repeatedly amazed when they see Keane and Defoe back in Tootatthem shirts next season whilst Pleat and Hoddle can appear on TV as Smashie and Nicey.
Jurgen The German is self explanatory of course!
Nice But Dim - Bentley - the stupid sod thought joining Tootatthem would enhance his England prospects!
Kevin and Perry? Every Tootatthem fan when he looks at the table..."This is so unfair!!!!!!!"
OK, so we can lay claim to the Slobs!
What is the West Hams supporters obsession with Spurs supporters?, are you all feeling a bit inadequate?.
ReplyDeleteIt is so sad to see the West Ham blogs main topic of conversation being Tottenham, is your club now so small that it is no longer worth talking about?
Crying shame.
F all to report on wet spammers site as usuall, always in our shadows
ReplyDeleteoi alf garnett!
ReplyDeletetypical west ham blog talking about Tottenham try winning a trophy in the next 30 years please :)
ReplyDeleteYAWN
ReplyDeleteprick
ReplyDeleteI think Frank doberman just might have been a hammer
ReplyDeleteenjoy fishing for spurs fans who may bite but really posting such an article does tend to suggest that the author is a bit sad and has a bit too much time on his hands.... perhaps his time could be better spent working on his inferiority complex...
ReplyDeleteI take it that you must be one of the recently unemployed.
ReplyDeleteHow bored are you? You boring twat.
We finished above you, you muggy twat.
ReplyDeleteAnother Enfield character suggested by these comments! "Oi, 'Ammersfan, NO!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeletewest ham 4 west germany 2. u yids luv to mug yourself off.. is it cos u got no foreskin to tug on........ oh and spending 100 mil more than us got u loads more points..MUGS
ReplyDeletebennywhu, you do realise that west ham didn't actually win the world cup right??? Does Lampard scoring in the cup final count as a west ham victory? be the only one you get
ReplyDeleteHarry was West Ham managerwhen Enfield was creating his characters. TWOTS
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Concentrate on your own side mate.
ReplyDelete1740, Moore, Hurst & Peters were CURRENT West Ham players at the time.
ReplyDeleteLOL I knew there would be one who would make that point. How about Bentley as "Nice But Dim"? Well he thought joining Spurs would further his England career!
ReplyDeleteyeah sorry it is kinda funny that most great england stars come through academy still. how many yid products do u ever see in the side
ReplyDeleteHammersfan is a trolling idiot.
ReplyDelete"The crazy world of West Ham United!" - Are you sure? Sounds more like a Spurs blog to me.
ReplyDeleteLOL 1749, "You Don't Wanna Do It Like That!"
ReplyDeleteIdiot
ReplyDelete^^^
ReplyDeleteWho guided England to the 1966 victory - alf ramsey ex spurs player and lifelong supporter.
ReplyDeleteBut we wont go on about that, cos we've won something recently.
Typical Spammer fansite always talking about Tottenham, jealousy me thinks!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I forgot to mention Harry Redknapp came to us because it was finally a chance to manage a BIG club as previously the best he had was with Portsmouth, says it all really!
ReplyDeleteConstantly writing crap.
ReplyDeleteKeep it to yourself, its all bolox anyway, shitty blog.
So by your "Wet Sham won the World Cup in '66", did Ar5ena1 win it in '98?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't West Ham fans want to go onto this blog and read about their own club rather than this unhealthy obsession with other clubs?
Tit
This really is pretty desperate.
ReplyDeletelet him talk shite if hes BLOGGING online old people and kids are safe on the streets
ReplyDeletefabio grosso scored the winning goal in the last world cup final, does that mean palermo won the world cup?
ReplyDeletebobby moore would be turning in his grave if he saw the rubbish you post on here, lol
If you guys sign Ashton from us you could have "Fat Bloke" too!
ReplyDeleteLOL The indignation is awesome! So easy to wind up a Cockyfool!
Sign Huntelaar and Horse Face and you would have the two gay Dutch coppers!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't all you Cockyfool posters sign in as either Lee or Lance?
ReplyDeletecan i just say the majority of hammers fans don't give a flying f**k about Tottenham. Why this blog was written, i don't know, but what i do know is the 'rivalry' between our clubs is nearly as pathetic as the 'what was the last thing you won' discussion. If that was the case, Leeds would join in and put us both to shame, and so would Nottingham Forest for that matter, so please understnad that history means little when discussing trophies IMO
ReplyDeleteEdz, look at the number of replies. It is like tying something to the tail of a dog, it runs round in circles for hours, yap, yap, yapping!
ReplyDeletelol v.true
ReplyDeleteI do credit you for being able to relieve alot of Tottenham supports stress
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ReplyDeleteCan you imagine a Tottenham website commenting on the little team in East London. What would be the point?
ReplyDeleteNice ad a the bottom of the page, maybe you owners could get a micro loan of them and help you stave of relegation next season, you could buy some nobody from Leeds.
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Eastend pikey stop trying to mug your rich nighbours.
think am right in saying moore wanted to leave EAST ham but had to sign a new contract to be able to play in the w/cup
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, another article on Tottenham's Newsnow site. Now bore off.
ReplyDeleteI can't say I get your argument mate. You saying you post these type of things to not get a reaction from Spurs fans but because they are weak they do react and then you get to say 'look they're weak they couldn't resist'.
ReplyDeleteTbh, I still have no idea what the article is meant to achieve.
Better luck next time perhaps?
Home & away
ReplyDelete1916, not much point mate, most of our caravans aren't connected to the internet so how would we read them?
ReplyDeleteLOL Scotty you put me in mind of a rather errant teenager who buys a pint of maggots and releases them onto the floor. Having watched them blindly crawl about for awhile and eventually pupate you take your pleasure by swatting the emerging white and bluebottles!
ReplyDeletewhy don't we all unite and help Harry recover from his cheek sag.
ReplyDeleteAll this west ham hate tottenham sh1t has got a bit boring tbh, you lot are never going to be bigger than spurs when you got the chuckle brothers in aka Tevez and mascherano the other year you all thought you were going to be the dogs dangly bits. Deep down you know you should of gone down that season. Lady luck beamed her light down and 15 million pound later you stayed up. How you lot have the adacity to take a dig at us spurs fans when we nicked 6 points of you last season is beyond me. This wet spam won the world cup is total bollox, takes eleven players to make a team not three. I seriously laugh at your club...forever in our shadow.
ReplyDeleteI have now read three or four of these 'West Ham Blogs' and would make the following comments:
ReplyDelete1: They are funny (a West Ham blog that usually has only 2-3 West Ham fans contributing... rarely has West Ham in the title)
2: They are a bit sad (Why bother writing a blog of this quality (or lack of it) and then linking it to News Now?)
3: They are 90% bollocks (crap ideas/thoughts, inaccurate points made by the blogger and most of the the contributors... FFS; West Ham didn't win the f*ckin' WC any more than Spurs did; Jimmy Greaves goals got the team to the and the manager was an ex-Spur and fan - so what... England won the WC for gods sake; GROW UP)
4: Please drop the incessant and pathetic attempt to goad Spurs fans into considering there is a rivalry between Spurs and West Ham. There really isn't, Spurs fans generally don't even acknowledge that West Ham are in the same league let alone the same City. That maybe arrogant, but that is the truth, why bother trying to get their fans down to West Ham's level.
5: As per above; does this blogger ever not put Spurs, Tottenham, links to Spurs players etc in the title? Surely if they wanted to have a West Ham blog they should write something about West Ham???
6: Spurs Fans - PLEASE DON'T VISIT THE SITE, DON'T COMMENT... give it up for your own pride.
As a final aside to balance the comments so far; Harry Enfield West Ham inspired characters:
- Kevin & Perry; similar brain power.
- Wayne and Waynetta; similar dress sense and hygiene standards.
Total prick and a complete embarrassment to all decent West Ham fans.
ReplyDeletelol MARTY, AND THE REGULARS LIKE FRIEND SPIKE KEEP RETURNING TO URGE OTHERS NOT TO COME HERE.
ReplyDelete"Edz, look at the number of replies. It is like tying something to the tail of a dog, it runs round in circles for hours, yap, yap, yapping!"
ReplyDeleteIs that why you do it then? You write a West Ham blog that's all about Spurs, so you can get Spurs fans to come on here and call you a c**t?
I'll be honest here, you're embarassing a lot of Hammers fans.
Is that right rubber? So you've never given anybody a good ribbing then?
ReplyDeleteWell, I must say I was awfully excited about visiting this site. I'd hear such good things about it; full of sharp wit and humour, I was told.
ReplyDeleteA real hoot.
Tell me, where do I collect my refund?
Because this appears to be the scribblings of a retard.
Or did I miss the point?
Home and away, well done hammers may be next season you might score against us again and may be just may be win, but don't put any money on it because "Ary" won't let that happen, always living in the shadow of tottenham get used to it, well you should be by now! When was the last time you won silverware?
ReplyDeleteY for Life. "I think think you will find we are considerably richer than yow".
ReplyDeletetoot@them, trotspurs and cocky fools are soooooo not funny, they some up this blog really, clever dick with no street cred trying sooooo hard to prove he knows something about football and a bad mistake of trying to think of alternative names that are soooooo badly naff like the blog really - wet spam stick your bubbles up your crap maker and see if you can turn out something a little better to ease your jealousy Arry arry gis a wave arry gis a wave
ReplyDeleteHe will when he is shown the door in October mate. Back to Sandbanks with £5m compensation to see him over the month before Pompey reappoint.
ReplyDeleteOn the nickname front, let's see how many of them catch on. I've seen the Cockyfools cropping up a few times on the net as has my name for the Wearysiders, Blunderland.
ReplyDeleteArry ain't going nowhere mate, not down south unlike wet sham south in the prem for you bankrupt pikey's while Arry will finish us above you crap paper and on into Europe. Wearysiders and Blunderland ha ha if you think they are funny you're in Blunderland yourself. Show me the link to where cocky not funny fools is being used by anyone but you. The only cocky fool is you spammer
ReplyDelete1006, it isn't meant to be funny ha ha, this blog isn't a circus and I am not a clown. The nicknames sum up the clubs. Tottenham are arrogant and stupid, thus Cockyfools. They also get bad tummies when the pressure builds, thus Trotspurs. The club is also tooting at the big Mercs when it pulls up behind them at the lights. Look at me! Look at me! Look at great big Tootatthem!
ReplyDeleteAs for Sunderland, their history is one blunder after another and the Wearsiders have grown weary with the errors, thus Wearysiders and Blunderland.
Wet Spam? In what way is that relevant, it is Primary school playground name calling, devoid of thought - like the stupid Spuds used by moronic West Ham fans for Tootatthem. Ho ho, it starts with s and ends with s and has five letter. On that basis, why not Shits? or Spits?
Sunderland's history is full of blunders?
ReplyDeleteWhy have the won twice as much silverware as West Ham, then?
OK, Blunderland's history since 1973!
ReplyDeleteHF 1201 what mega drivel you dribble, that's witty as well as funny. Lets all laugh at wet spam lets all laugh at wet spam la la la la
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