Monday, 15 June 2009

These Names Are Being Made Up!


OK, I thought it funny when we were being linked with a Master Bates. The Fanni rumours made me smile. But this is getting sillier and sillier. Somebody is having a giraffe, which is enough to make Davenport's eyes water!

The latest "name" we are being linked with is Robert Acquafresca. Robert who? Now I am not having that this guy is a footballer! A type of fruit flavoured fizzy water perhaps, or a mouthwash? This isn't West Ham's shopping list, somebody has stumbled on Nani's notes on oral hygiene - after fanni, aquafresca to remove the nasty after taste!
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 17:02

    Rumour has it we are after Franco Fellatio too!!!

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  2. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 17:04

    after fanni, aquafresca to remove the nasty after taste! hahahahhaha nice one!!!!

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  3. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 17:34

    wow what an insightful and meaningful article.

    maybe make one on how good these players are, how they could improve our team, not just making fun of their names before you even know anything about them

    it's not their fault you're not knowledgable about anyone in the world game.

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  4. Hammersfan15 June 2009 at 17:39

    Why not enlighten us all then as you know so much? There's always Wikipedia if you want a vaguely reliable summary of career thus far. That is not the function of this site.

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  5. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 18:25

    What i like most about your blog are the comments made by morons with no sense of humour,,,,mainly Spurs fans!

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  6. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 18:39

    Very funny but some people really need to get a sense of humour. Probably a sad spurs fan!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Iva Senseofhuma15 June 2009 at 19:44

    very funny, in fact very very funny, in fact so funny, i think i just shat my pants funny. Some people have funny names ahhahaha. Keep up the gr8 work hammersfan, hey, wait look at what my surname is ahahahaha.

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  8. Hammersfan15 June 2009 at 19:52

    But Ivor (funnier like that but you wouldn't see that), these names are genuine, yours is made up. Why not stick to your real one, Ima Narsole?

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  9. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 21:17

    Ok but is Bates only 'funny' because you have linked it to master Bates, which is genius BTW. Anon 17:02 i did genuinly think Franco Fellatio was funny, doesn't he play for Everton?

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  10. Anonymous15 June 2009 at 22:34

    god this blog is class hammerfan you make my cock stand up

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