Following claims that Michael Jackson was a West Ham fan, Tottenham Hotspur have issued a statement affirming the links that the North London club have with the recently deceased Pop superstar.
Speaking from the carpark at White Hart Lane, the spokesman said: "In many senses, Tottenham Hotspur is the Michael Jackson of the Premiership. Like Michael, we have lived for many many years on the back of former glories. It is no coincidence, in our view, that Thriller was written in 1981, the year of our epic Cup Final victory over Manchester City with Ricky Villa moonwalking through the City backline. Like Michael, we came again in the 90's but our barren period has coincided broadly with his."
He continued: "Just like Michael, Tottenham Hotspur spend money like it is going out of fashion and, like him, we invariably buy glitzy looking tack for absurdly inflated prices. Our Top Four Finish and Champions League football is the equivalent of Michael's Never Never Land. Our double win of 61 is our Bubbles, a monkey on our back. And remember, Michael fell in love with a rat. He had Ben, we have Jermaine Defoe."
He concluded,: "And just like Michael, we are attracted to young talent, but as with him, parents would be well advised to warn their children not to get in bed with us, unless all that matters to them is a big fat compensation payment. If all you want is the money and don't care about your son being taken advantage of, send him along to the Tottenham Hotspur Never Never Land Academy!"
Utter tripe.
ReplyDeleteI'm genuinely embarassed that you represent West Ham fans with this blog.
I just hope that other fans don't tar the rest of us with your brush.
Just out of curiosity, do you ever post articles about West Ham on this silly little site of yours?
ReplyDeleteSad Hammers fans yet again trying to have a pop at Spurs. Jealousy is such a cruel affliction.
ReplyDeletegrow up you nob, and stop posting shite,how long did it take you to come up with, load of bollox?? you sad pikey freak, get a life and surport a decent team!!
ReplyDeleteVery, very sad man. When will you realise spurs dont care about west ham in terms of rivalry. Get a life and post on your own two bob team.
ReplyDeleteYou are a moron
ReplyDelete1980....1980....1980.....1980
ReplyDeleteHate the Pikeys as much as any Spurs fan, but found this quite amusing.
ReplyDeleteLet them have their little laugh.
Without the 15 point start we gave them last year they have no chance of getting close to us in the Prem.
If we are the MJ of football, let them be the Gary Glitter.
Trying to hold onto their kiddies, all of whom always find a better offer.
Scouring the corners of the world to feed their needs (porn, a cash injection) and always ending up in trouble with the authorities.
Need I go on??
You sick freak! The yguy isn't barely cold and all you can do is come up with this crap!
ReplyDeleteYou chould be ashamed of yourself!
But I shouldn't complain, it's just one more for my list to present to Newsnow to get you kicked off!
Thriller was released november 1982. If your gonna post a load of tripe at least get your facts right. Typical pikey, inbred and stupid
ReplyDeleteOh dear I very much doubt that you could possibly embarrass yourself more with your idiotic attacks on Tottenham Hotspur, who are a much bigger and better club than West Ham United in every way in which a football club can be measured, you need to grow up mate, even as a Spurs fan I cringe at your sheer stupidity and bitterness.
ReplyDeleteYou try to take the piss out of Spurs, when your own Two bob pikey club have won nothing since 1980 LOL, Spurs have won SIX trophies since 1981, but do carry on making a complete and utter c*** of yourself wont you.
Of course Spurs and West Ham dont like each other and im all for a bit of banter,but this is just stupid. COYS and R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON.
ReplyDeletewhat a douchebag. look how many of your criminally dull posts are about spurs. even your fellow hammers think you're a bellend.
ReplyDeleteHow to wind up the 99% of Spurs fans with no sense of humour...Lesson 1!
ReplyDeleteNot your best, but guaranteed to get loads of abuse.
O,,,and another thing,,,Mr jackson was one of the most reprehensible people alive, who was as innocent as O.J.Simpson,,,we should be celebrating his demise, and burning his records like we have done to our very own "Up the"Gary Glitter,,,,Now watch the abuse fly in!
Gloomy impotent blog that needs a good blogroll to get rid of this 5H|t the same way that it is wiped from newsnow. Sticking Tottenham in the title to Toot@them has stopped working, you silly cockyfool HF looks like your blog has got the trots, well everyone has jogged on anyhow ti seems. You’ll have to invent a few more anon’s and or real pen names like…er… who came over with you let me see…. er yeah… Saltbush Bill where’s he gone bring him back and er.. er… el Martillo get him to sign in he usually does when you need a little intellectual back up. And there’s er… er … ol denbighammer, if it really is him poor deluded fool needed a troll to feed and er… Tottenham fans and er… Liverpool fans and er… er …er… Sunderland fans, sick joke followers, maybe not them this line seems to have killed them off (“If all you want is the money and don't care about your son being shafted,”) yeah deffinately think that band of followers has er… er… where are they? You just don’t know when to stop and draw a line HF, do you bruv? Archie Thompson he could get fed up on the site he has just joined and sign up with you. In fact I might sign on to your bogroll as him because I love coming on here and winding you up “I love it I really love it” So what ever you do don’t close this down it’s great fun watching you and your sad face in your corner of the play ground on your own, Love it I really love it. Love short arse’s comments he’s a blast isn’t he? Is it the masochism you like? Is that what you are, just a good old fashioned bed-sit masochist?
ReplyDeleteYes Roberto, I'm here at 11:45 pm Saturday because I am more than a little perturbed at your behaviour. You are not a very nice nor sociable person are you? AH said you were a "top bloke" - I cannot begin to imagine where he got that from. You are a sad f**/er Trev
ReplyDeletei didnt even realise we had a rivalry with west ham...
ReplyDeleteThis blog really does amaze me.
ReplyDeleteI requested listing on Newsnow three times for my blog here: http://cwoff.com/blog/ three times it was rejected.
And they let sites like this one in!?
Go figure.
1439, if anybody can make sense of your rambling nonsense then they are a darn site cleverer than I am! Try to make sense, please. Follow the NewsNow link on the page and you will see that the blog is still being carried.
ReplyDelete1503, It comes down to the quality of the writing.
ReplyDelete1453, I had no idea what you were going on about but I do now! It seems you believe that Flappers has returned! ; } Flappers has never gone away. Fanno is obvious but he isn't as obvious as you think! Archie Thompson? Nah. Mind you, the Thompson Twins did come to a house party I had in Southampton when they were number three in the charts. The bird was out of her head! My Grandad was called Archie too. So the clues are there to be fair. But as the good Reverand Aycliffe says, judge every post on its merits eh? AT isn't me, but the beauty of me issuing a denial is that it will have the exact opposite effect. The ghost of Fanno lives on!
ReplyDeleteHey Dave,
ReplyDeleteyour comment at 14:39 about me coming back reminded me of this ...
And out beyond Sturt's Western track,
And Leichhardt's furthest tree,
They wait till fate shall send them back
Their Saltbush Bill J.P.
I guess it'll be something of a revelation when I do return.
Hi Bill. How's life Down Under?
ReplyDeleteis that why he kept covering his cock when dancing to avoid the snip.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bit chilly right now Fanno. Has to be expected at this time of the year. Just about to head off to one of our ski resorts for a few days. Yes we do have snow here in the south-east of the continent. These days I find I am a better performer in the field of apre-skiing.
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain please?
ReplyDeleteToday I posted for the second time in my forty two week life at thebloggersgonecrazy.
Can someone tell me please why I am being attacked by 'HF' and 'el Martillo' - they wont. My view was a wind-up, as always and was focussed in a personal way, ask flappers.
As a result I have been called a rat, a rat up a drainpipe and a prat and it has been suggested I am Hammersfan who is still here in various guises & wants us to think he used to be here. I have heard there is not a Klan at work here but I am beginning to have serious doubts and think the Klan are coming to get me. It all seems a bit childish to me, all I ever wanted to do was play bat and ball. Whhhahhhhh, I'm going home
Get to the doctor's quick. But make sure it's not the same doctor Jacko used!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was West Ham fans that were supposed to be 'Forever BLOWING Bubbles' ??
ReplyDeleteSusie got your number
ReplyDeleteAnd Susie ain't your friend
Look who took you under
With seven inches in
Blood is on the dance floor
Blood is on the knife
Susie's got your number
And Susie says its right
Done that joke Destroyer. 1806 that is odd. Your point?
ReplyDeleteYou make it look like this is something Spurs have said which is complete bolloxs, I don't even need to check, why would anyone at Spurs call Defoe a rat, your a sad fan who obviously has a gripe with the way JD left you for bigger and better things, get a life or better still go meet Jacko.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about mate, I saw the guy with my own eyes on Sky Sports!
ReplyDelete"don't care about your son being taken advantage of" ~ making amends to people you've wronged is as easy as changing a line
ReplyDeleteI do like to respond to the concerns of my readers. I didn't mean it quite in the way you took it. If I shaft somebody, I take advantage of them professionally / financially.
ReplyDeleteActually, it is a shame Neville does not exercise the same level of moderation. Perhaps then the org would not permit cyber bullying of school children with a personal mobile number carried on the site with encouragement to others to ring and harass a child just because he supports a different football team. Now that is something to complain about!
ReplyDelete"cyber bullying" hypocrite
ReplyDelete2026 When have I posted anybody's telephone number on the net and encouraged people to harass the owner of the mobile phone? The org allows that. Posted in March and still live on the boards! Disgraceful!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant blog keep em coming,i just love the way the spuds sulk like little children.the way the spuds spend money i can only see them going one way and thats the leeds way!the cockyfools are gonna get what they deserve :D
ReplyDelete@15:00,keep being in denial you cockyfool.The fact is we are your only rivals now as you are nowhere near the likes of the mighty arsenal,your deffo not near a top four spot neither near the likes of villa or everton.and another bad start to a season could finally see you get relegated. even arry twitcher rednoseknapp will sell your best players(which are average at best!!)and buy more poor players(the likes of reo conker and flopbert)then you can brag about finishing 5th in the fizzy pop league to QPR you scumbags!!
ReplyDeleteHammersfan keep the blogs up mate just love the way you make the spuds sulk like they did when we stopped them from getting into champs league or what was it? "SOMBODY HAS POISONED THERE FOOD" pmsl:D