How about these stats?
He joined Villareal in 2006, scoring 14 goals in 81 appearances during an injury-plagued spell in Spain. The veteran forward has scored six goals in 18 appearances for Mexico.
Hmmm suddenly Carlton sounds prolific. Then there's the injury plagued bit! Move over Beano, there's room on that treatment table for two. Oh hello Kieron, didn't see you there curled up beneath Beano's tummy!
Only at West Ham!
'only at West Ham' because we only create it at West Ham. We get in injury prone players then blame our luck when they get injured, not good enough in my book. Still, I refure to complain about getting in another striker.
ReplyDeleteGood to see you keeping an open mind as usual.
ReplyDeleteLets write him off before we've even seen him, eh?
At five foot nothing he's more of an opportunistic right winger than a striker. Clinical finisher though according to Jose Antonio ;)
ReplyDelete"Move over Beano, there's room on that treatment table for two."
ReplyDeleteI have a problem with this.
IF Beano is as fat as you say he is, then surely there wouldn't be enough room for anyone else?
Never mind another striker, what we need is another treatment table.
Oh no! I've just had a terrible thought! Thinking about a certain Italian/Hispanic connection from last season. Could Diamanti and Franco end up being DDM and Tristan MKII? I bloody hope not!!!
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