Having been knocked back in a late bid for Upson, it appears 'Arry got into a proper old twitch and confused his Ferdinands.
"I can't 'ave Matty, then get me the next best thing!" he apparently demanded. "Get me Ferdinand!"
No one knows if the old bagpuss meant Rio or Anton but the 'Arry installed revolving door started twirling and everybody was left wondering who would step out of it in a cloud of dry ice once it had stopped spinning. Joe Cole? Matty Upson? Rio Ferdinand? Anton Ferdinand? David James? Sadly for Cockyfools fans, the only Stars In Your Eyes player to emerge was Nico Krancjar - so it is a second rate Croat to replace the real deal Croat.
I am unsure if there is any truth in the rumours that 'Arry spent the last 3 hours of the transfer window locked in a padded cell in a straightjacket. 'Ead twitching? The guy was probably foaming at the mouth!
Concentrate on your own fuckin team you mug!!
ReplyDeleteour cup final has been and gone and we lost again! Still, only 2-1 this year. Must admit spurs do look quality this year and we are the same old shit :-(
ReplyDeletekranky isent a bad deal and we have kept our jewels david and hutton bale to come back dosantos things look good
ReplyDeleteDon't worry unhappy bubble blower! One day if u lot save ur pocket money u might be able to afford a third rate Croat player of your own. Then u can have another riot when u finally win something COYS!!
ReplyDeleteNiko is class man. What are you saying? Too bad about Petrov but Ferdinand isn't very good in my opinion
ReplyDeletespammers most effective player at the back remains Sal Monella
ReplyDeletetottenham have a habit of turning West Ham formers into pricks! even Harry!
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