Delia Smith Consortium Looking At West Ham Takeaway.

After Carson Yeung's take over at Birmingham, Gold and Sullivan have been freed up to buy another Subbuteo team to play with. It looked as if they might be interested in ourselves but it seems the price is putting them off, so Norwich City may now be a more tasty titbit for the merchandisers of soft porn. If that deal goes through, perhaps Delia Smith might decide to front up a takeover of West Ham. Let's face it, Delia could surely come up with a more tasty menu than Pie & Mash and Jellied Eels!

To be honest, she would be a perfect director in our current plight. If she cooked nothing else, she could at least cook the books!

Come on Delia, where are ya? Where are ya?