I heard Marlon's King's agent on Radio 5 this evening and I couldn't believe the way he was defending this piece of scum. Now footballers have fondled women before, some have assaulted the woman too, but have any combined both whilst out celebrating the wife's pregnancy? Unbelievable!
Still, if Davenport goes down too, some prison could have the makings of a Mean Machine team! Give Lee Hughes the keys to a Merc and he could join them! (I wouldn't have let him out personally!) Peter Storrie could organise the finance for the team and 'Arry could guest as the manager and bring in a few illegal ringers to help out too. Maybe there could be a judicial review of Anton's and John Terry's cases too. Bellyache could be sent down for assaulting that fan who ran onto the pitch (give him a golf club next time) and Bowyer and Woodgate could be pointed in the direction of a lone Asian. Then there's Joey Barton of course and Gerrard didn't look all that innocent to me on that admittedly grainy video. Hans Segers may be old but I'm sure he would be up to playing the Monk role, or perhaps "Oops how did I let that one in" Grobbelaar might win the gloves instead!
So how are we shaping up? Any suggestions for the full back positions? Anton could play right back I suppose, leaving the left back spot to be filled.
Grobbelarr: Anton, Terry, Woodgate, A N Other: Bowyer, Gerrard, Barton: Hughes, King and Bellyache.
'Arry would manage them to victory, unless of course he was passed a Manila envelope at half time!
The frightening thing is, we were being linked with a move for King in January, which, by an unhappy coincidence, is when he is due to be released if he keeps his nose clean. Cue Duxbury, "The boy has done his time and is a reformed character. Remember, the great Bobby Moore was once arrested." We signed Dyer, we signed Bellamy, we signed Bowyer, we tried to get Barton...Family Club? Fight Club more like!
How about we chuck Ben Thatcher in there HF?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Barton hasn't done more time.
I did hear that Lee Hughes is a changed man. He converted to Islam in prison. He did take a life though and that's very difficult to forgive.
And he ran away. Did nowhere near enough time in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteTo my mind turning your life around is enough time nothing can change what happened and only the guilty can change the future Eveyone makes mistakes some obviously a lot worse than others but learning from it is all we can do really and if he has turned his life around he will carry that guilt with him forever and that will be punishment unlike those that do wrong then spend the rest of their lives claiming it wasn't their fault
ReplyDeleteYou wishy washy liberal you! Hang 'em from the nearest tree, that turns their life around, guaranteed! ; }
ReplyDeleteYh hammersfan, should we stick every person with a tattoo in jail aswell, then you could be a prison guard, watching from your high horse.
ReplyDeleteThat's the sort of line that'll have nick Griffin calling to recruit you and yes I hug trees too
ReplyDeleteWhere's Big Dunc when you need him?
ReplyDeleteDuncan Ferguson, now there was someone you didn't want to mess with.
Not one of this current crop of criminals or would be criminals could look Big Dunc in the eye and come away with anything less than a good battering!
S4W