Saturday, 26 December 2009

Better To Be Snapped Leaving A Brothel Than Lose Today!


Topical gags, with no suggestion that either manager has been photographed leaving a brothel!

Avram Grant goes into a brothel, strips naked and asks "How much?" The horrified prostitute, in an effort to put him him off says, "Two thousand pounds."
"Two thousand pounds?" asks Grant incredulously.
The tart looks at his saggy man and replies, "For you, it's a snip!"

Gianfranco Zola goes into a brothel, strips naked and asks "How much?" The amused prostitute looks at his little man and says, "Twenty five pounds."
"Twenty five pounds?" asks Zola incredulously. He searches through his wallet and says, "I only have five pounds for now but I can give you the rest once Upson is sold in January."
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11 comments:

  1. Hammersfan26 December 2009 at 11:09

    Mark Hughes stopped on his way into a brothel. An incredulous journalist asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
    Hughes replies, "Just clearing my desk."

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  2. Tom26 December 2009 at 11:39

    Mark Hughes is snapped coming out of a brothel. An incredulous journalist asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
    Hughes replies, "I used to work here".

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  3. Dave D26 December 2009 at 11:51

    Vey good Tom, I like that one.

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  4. Kareem26 December 2009 at 12:30

    Franco is starting and isn't injured! We might have a chance! Behrami,Nouble, Stanislas...and the "amazing" Jiminez on the bench..so I guess we have some decent attacking minded players on the bench. I want to be optimistic today and hope that I can forget about my flu by watching us win today! 2-0 to the Irons because I can be immature like that.

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  5. Kareem26 December 2009 at 14:56

    2-0! Fanno, we won! Jiminez 2 assists (if you count winning the penalty an assist)... Kovac, a goal! FANNO WE WON!!!

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  6. Hammersfan26 December 2009 at 14:57

    Spot on Kareem! Must eat, Boxing Day Fimily Gathering!

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  7. Kareem26 December 2009 at 15:28

    YES! Take that Sky Sports for predicting 3-0 to Pompey, and of course Lawro for predicting 1-1 or 2-2 or whatever it was that moron predicted... enjoy, Fanno! COYI!

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  8. The Real Tom Hanks26 December 2009 at 16:00

    Talking of gatherings surprised you were not invited to the gathering before the Pompey match. Nearly a full Klan turnout and you were badly missed!!

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  9. cream26 December 2009 at 16:03

    Congrats to WHU. Amazing display from Capt Parker. Well done to 'The Ordinary' Mr Kovac.

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  10. Luis Jiminez26 December 2009 at 18:08

    You're a bit of a cock aren't you?

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  11. Hammersfan26 December 2009 at 22:21

    Good to see they are still talking somewhere TRTH, most seem to have deserted the Org. Dying on its feet isn't it?

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