Apparently it is a very attractive table - big enough for six place settings and with folding leaves to maximise space in the dining room when not in use. Seems like a reasonable offer in the circumstances unless somebody comes in at the last minute offering a table and six chairs!
Oh no, sorry, they haven't offered a table, they've tabled an offer! I'll get my coat!
Twat!
ReplyDeleteThere, said it for you!
Oh dear things are looking bad
ReplyDeleteSelf abuse, you'll go blind if you carry on like that
That was very funny!
ReplyDeletehaha thats awesome:P xx
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