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Sunday, 21 February 2010
Burnley and Bolton Spanked!
This is turning into a fantastic weekend! Now, say it quietly, but we could really do with Tottenham thumping Wigan in the four o'clock kick off. Come on you Spurs? Go on, force yourselves!
LOL I might just take a fancy to Burnley and Bolton then! How about putting Coyle's face on each cheek given he was an arse to walk out on Burnley. How I hope Bolton go down as a result!
5'10 actually and, ankle injury apart, still playing football. Fat bloke? No, not really. If you are looking for a little general, check out davefking!
So Fanno in your humble opinion the only reason we won was because Hull are crap?
Can you famously rate the team again = you remember like last time when you gave 85% of the team the same score?
And while we are at it can we have a whole section devoted to your famous predictions - perhaps 1 to 10 of new predictions for West Ham between now and the end of the seasion?
It was a joke! But Hull are crap! But you can only beat what's put in front of you. It was a game of two halfs. I would have been as sick as a parrot if we hade lost.
Predictions?
Pompey will go into Administration on Friday but will play out their remaining fixtures. With no pressure on them, they will win all their games against our relegation rivals.
The last 10 posts on West Ham Till I die received 915 replies which is an average 91.5 replies per post
The last 10 posts in this place received only 119 posts (of which most slagged you off) which is an average of 11.9 replies per post
Which makes their blog is 768% more interesting than yours
It you use the same ratio at your current counter visit of 274349 it means over the same period they've received millions and millions more hits than you.
HF,
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you find an image with Burnley's and Bolton's badge on each cheek?
you don't have to whisper that you're supporting Tottenham HF. We worked that one out a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteLOL I might just take a fancy to Burnley and Bolton then! How about putting Coyle's face on each cheek given he was an arse to walk out on Burnley. How I hope Bolton go down as a result!
ReplyDelete1623, learn to read. I was talking about others! I'm happy to say it in the circumstances, "Come on you Spurs!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yep, Burnley fans must be laughing at him despite their own predicament.
ReplyDeleteCoyle's was a classic case of the grass is not always greener...
We did warn him here. He jumped ship too early and this will only be detrimental to his career.
I tried I really tried but I just can't get the words out I gave it large with "c'mon the team playing Wigan" sorry best I could do
ReplyDeleteFanno: you're a spud and you know you are............
ReplyDeleteKing Edwards?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what key-words you used on google to find those images. :P
ReplyDeleteGoogle? That's me and the wife! She forgot to put a sweetner in my cup of tea!
ReplyDeleteWell it's on Google now :)
ReplyDelete...and sweetener HF? Already?
Well everybody says my glass is half full so a sugar seems excessive!
ReplyDeleteOops, I meant half empty! Same difference if you are a realist!
ReplyDeletefanno: so you're on the sweeteners - which makes you the fat bloke, under 5'6" and the Napoleon complex is starting to make sense
ReplyDelete5'10 actually and, ankle injury apart, still playing football. Fat bloke? No, not really. If you are looking for a little general, check out davefking!
ReplyDeletefanno: here's an example of a positive headline that will help that all important counter to keep on rising
ReplyDelete"Zola all smiles as West Ham brush aside Hull"
Go on try it, be positive - you never know you might actually enjoy it
Glass Half Full!
Given Hull are crap, would that brush be a toilet brush?
ReplyDeleteSo Fanno in your humble opinion the only reason we won was because Hull are crap?
ReplyDeleteCan you famously rate the team again = you remember like last time when you gave 85% of the team the same score?
And while we are at it can we have a whole section devoted to your famous predictions - perhaps 1 to 10 of new predictions for West Ham between now and the end of the seasion?
It was a joke! But Hull are crap! But you can only beat what's put in front of you. It was a game of two halfs. I would have been as sick as a parrot if we hade lost.
ReplyDeletePredictions?
Pompey will go into Administration on Friday but will play out their remaining fixtures. With no pressure on them, they will win all their games against our relegation rivals.
35 points will be enough to stay up.
Pompey, Burnley and Hull will go down.
Cheryl Cole will dump Ashley.
The last 10 posts on West Ham Till I die received 915 replies which is an average 91.5 replies per post
ReplyDeleteThe last 10 posts in this place received only 119 posts (of which most slagged you off) which is an average of 11.9 replies per post
Which makes their blog is 768% more interesting than yours
It you use the same ratio at your current counter visit of 274349 it means over the same period they've received millions and millions more hits than you.