Given the wave of new marketing ideas initiated by Sullivan and Gold - including reduced price shirts, the mini season ticket and the offer of free entry to see the Wolves game if you spend a tenth of a monkey on merchandising - they have been surprisingly slow to cash in on the revenue generation potential of Kieron Dyer.
Surely there would be a market for shirts bearing the legend, "I saw Kieron Dyer kick a ball in Claret and Blue"? How about a sweepstake on the number of minutes Dyer will play before the next injury or a "buy a muscle" sweepstake to guess where injury will strike next? Or what about a book entitled, "How to earn £7,800,000 and counting without breaking sweat!"?
Alternatively, if Sunday roast rumours are to be believed, Dyer could feature in one of Sullivan's dodgy dvds. Trouble is, just before the money shot, Dyer would pull out with a groin injury!
Judging by the size of his vegetables in that shot it must have been a disappointing Sunday lunch!
ReplyDeleteA monkey's 500 quid you prick!!!..... you reckon you are an east Ender and a West Ham fan Bollocks!!!
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ReplyDeleteIn the East End we call £500 a 'monkey'.
The ticket deal in the shop is based on a spend of £50.
What a Hampton.
You what, so I'm paying £500 for a night with that Essex tart?
ReplyDeleteHang on lads. I just dont get it. Even an Eastender can work out a tenth of a monkey is 50 quid.
ReplyDeleteHF- Keep it up mate. Laughing at ourselves helps hide the pain.
That prick altered his original post!!!! LYING CNUT THAT HE IS. Prick cnut get it? Shows ya how bad he is he pulls the old change the goal posts on the blog routine!!! What a Prickunt!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Calm down, calm down, it's only a blog!
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