Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Sullivan And Gold Tell Fans, "Show Us The Money!"


So, Sullivan and Gold's tentacles have spread further around the throat of our club, with their stake increasing to 60%. We needn't worry of course, because they are just like us, fans of the club, wanting a stable and successful future. Well that's alright then!

However, some may draw the line at the idea of climbing into bed with the Davids. Who knows what they might have hidden under the duvet! So the idea of "investing" in the club whilst they are in charge may have dubious appeal. Quite what the deal will be when the details of this "opportunity" to invest in the club are released is, at this stage, anybody's guess. I have visions of a new version of the Ann Summers model for doing business, however. As fans, we will be invited to come to the party, with a sexy sounding offer, including a few titillating temptations. The Davids will then take advantage of the moral obligation we fans will feel to cough up in support of the club we love, and only afterwards will we discover that our "investment" has all the substance of a see through crotchless thong!

Beware - the whole purpose of the Ann Summers Party is that the punters get shafted!And be aware that in the Davids' world, "All fans are equal but some fans will always be much more equal than others!"

62 comments:

  1. Mate, you need to drop the hit counter from your page.

    The true rating for a blog site is the amount of comments it attracts. In your case, that's a minuscule amount.

    Stop kidding yourself and stop sitting there with your finger on the F5 button.

    Cheers!

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  2. HF is a prick

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  3. Mate, you are soooooo wrong. What happens if I press the F5 button?

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  5. That's it, we're doomed.

    We should take a lesson from every businessman/woman who has not invested with G&S yet.

    Whatever happened to the 'fund raising' that began in February?

    http://tinyurl.com/yhdq3dx

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  6. HAMMERSFAN IS A PRICK!!!!!

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  7. Hammersfan is a shemale

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  8. Listen I know counters are out of fashion now and you'd be hard pushed to find any decent site built this century with one... but I think it validates my worth and proves without doubt how popular I am.

    I know that aren't that many posts here and even less that are positive but I believe that's because the vast majority of my readers agree with what I say and don't feel the need to add any further comment.

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  10. Listen, there's a hell of a lot of idiots out there if they really hate this site yet keep returning. Like you Hammersfan Alter Ego! Contacted that psychiatrist yet?

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  11. Hang on, I've just noticed the hit count is now up to 418000. Only seems yesterday that I was thanking people when we hit 50,000!

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  12. HF loves to have his prostate massaged.

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  14. Click hammersfan alter ego and you'll notice he has less views than me

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  15. Hammersfan is really a spursfan

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  16. HF loves popadoms

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  17. Phil Taylor is the man. HF is a tin of spam

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  18. HF Timmy Time

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  19. HF loves Strawberrys

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  20. HF loves snuggles on the sofa with Simon the pieman

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  21. @13:08 I'm getting a little sick and tired of you!

    On another note Guillermo Franco has confirmed that he will not be at West Ham United next season.

    The Mexico striker, who scored against England in their 3-1 friendly defeat at Wembley on Monday, has been told he will not be offered a new contract after his one-year deal expires next month.

    The 33-year-old scored five goals in 23 appearances for the Hammers after moving from Spanish side Villarreal.

    He told the club's official website: "I don't know where I'll be next season. West Ham told me 'bye bye' so I won't be with West Ham next season.

    "Now my focus is on the international team and the World Cup and then I'll think about next season.

    "Of course I enjoyed my time at West Ham. The supporters and the people were fantastic. I very much enjoyed my year in West Ham, but now it's finished and this is football."

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  22. Shame......

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  23. HF likes to smell mens B O

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  25. HF likes to play with mens feet

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  26. HF loves to touch fat hairy men who stink in the hot weather

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  27. ive just heard that grants first signing will be yakubu from everton for 7 million. and deal has already been agreed and yakubu will sign for west ham after the world cup.

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  28. HF loves ice cream with ear wax in it

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  30. Right lets have a competition about HF. What supermarket do you think he shops in???? Im going for Morrisons but where do you think he shops?????

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  32. i reckon HF shops in a pound shop. or asda because their quite cheap. oh and not forgetting ann summers for hes man cuffs.

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  33. i think HF shops in a charity shop.

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  34. i think HF shops in soccer sports so he can bye hes fake west ham scarf and then tell everyone that hes a proper west ham fan.

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  35. Clarke is gone! remember you read it here first!

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  37. Yakaaaboooo - has agreed terms in principal - remember you read it here first!

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  38. Franco off - remember it was here you read it!

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  39. I predict that Yossi Benayoun is set for surprise return to West Ham!!!

    Remember where you read it folks! that's right HF has his finger on the pulse!

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  40. HF you was not first with this news at all about yakubu. its on west ham news now.

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  41. I predict that we'll make a move for Burnley flair player Wade Elliot!

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  42. HF you was not the first one to tell us about the yakubu signing. i was at 15:50 on your very own site. have a look and you will see it.

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  45. Alessandro Diamanti and Valon Behrami have been told to find new clubs!

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  46. HF all of your information is coming from west ham news now. you silly billy. who thinks HF is a silly billy

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  47. @17:31 zip it or you get deleted and banned! this is my page and I do what I like

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  48. I think HF shops in Liddles as he is a tight prick

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  50. HF hates Mustard as it is to spicy for him

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  51. This blog is so athetic it is really funny now I love it. The comments are amazing. HF you truly are a prick.

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  52. That should have read PATHETIC NOT ATHETIC. Sorry HF you prick

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  53. By my calculations the alternate HF has pretty much spent the last 4 hours posting non stop comments in his/her campaign of torment.

    Only wish our team showed as much determination on the pitch!

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  54. Oh dear, we do have some morons looking in at the moment. Hammersfan Alter Ego, thanks for keeping everybody updated whilst I have been at work. I'm not going to endorse all of your predictions personally and I do think you should credit others when you get the news from elsewhere.

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  55. 1801, it is amazing isn't it? Does he have a life? I bet he hasn't got a wife or a job!

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  56. HF has a peanut allergy

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  57. it's much livelier in here today fanny. You done something with your hair?

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  58. HF your very touchy. all im saying is your trying to tack credit for all these possible future signings. when all your doing is going on west ham news now and getting all of your information on their and telling us on here. i should know i go on west ham news now everyday. and i knew about yakubu and the rest of the players before you did.

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  59. Incredible HF. The anonymity of the internet certainly makes people feel brave.

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  60. 18:01 Alter Ego - leave HF alone - you've made your point - let him get on with his blog - he doesn't cause any harm. I am sure he has a wife, a life and a job.

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  61. WeeWillieWinkie26 May 2010 at 19:32

    HF to the power of 2?

    Now that really is the stuff of nightmares!

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