Well, well, well Benni has been a naughty boy! Stories are now emerging of him bringing women back to his hotel room at four in the morning. Apparently it is the bulge in his trousers rather than the bulge around his middrift that has cost him his place in the South Africa squad!
It does at least suggest that, despite his Sumu build, Benni can still get into the box and score! And given the prevalence of AIDs in South Africa, this may simply have been a drastic ploy as part of Benni's weight loss programme.
I don't know, what with Avram and Benni at the club, the working girls of Newham could be in for a busy winter!
Isn't that Benni on the left? Some kind of transvestite cross-dressing thing going on. Maybe those are the tactics he employs. You caught him in the act HF, he's just pulled.
ReplyDeleteDamn you could tell! That's me and the wife on a Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteAids comment = not cool
ReplyDeleteseriously, that sort of comment could see you and you in court.
ReplyDeleteare you making a joke about AIDS being a dietary tool? Hmm, maybe you should stick to the Nazi material.
ReplyDeleteNot at all. I am pointing out the danger of having casual sex in South Africa. Benni was being stupid in more ways than one. But yes, I was linking his unprofessionalism here with his unprofessionalism in becoming so fat. Perhaps this went a little over your head!
ReplyDeleteWhich one? The working girls comment? I'm thinking of PAs!
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