Thursday, 29 July 2010
Redknapp on borrowed time as Tottenham crash!
Well that's Redknapp's card marked then. A 4-1 thumping against Villareal will get those loyal Tottenham fans sharpening their knives, ready to plunge them into 'Arry's back at the first opportunity. Bedsheets have already gone missing from marital beds, with marker pens scoring the words, "Redknapp Out!" across the accumulated stains.
Memories of Glenn Hoddle, Martin Jol and Oneday Ramos will be haunting the Cockyfools tonight. What if, after all these years of waiting, they fail to negotiate the final hurdle to qualify for the Champions League? What if they are in for yet another desperately poor start to the season?
One thing's for sure, if Tottenham do crash out before the group stage, 'Arry's position will be as secure as an Icelandic bank built on the vent of a volcano. Poor Mrs R aint going to get much sleep tonight with all the head twitching on the pillow next to her.
Another thing's guaranteed, 'Arry will be pressing Levy to increase that bid for Parker, especially with Jenas limping off injured tonight. And with his defence shipping four goals, 'Arry might just make an offer for Upson too!
anyone else remember this?http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/David-Sullivan-and-the-Golds-plan-50m-takeover-of-West-Ham-and-promise-25m-January-transfer-budget-article257223.html
ReplyDeleteHeaven forbid we lose against Ipswich or Deportivo - we'd have to suffer a doom and gloom report from HF predicting the worst as usual.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - please tell me where in that article David Gold and David Sullivan have promised a £25m transfer kitty?
ReplyDeleteYou must be very naive to believe an article not only without any official quotes but also printed in the Daily Mirror.
Hi Jo, (08:44)
ReplyDeleteBit harsh mate, just putting it out there with all the rest of the speculation flying around at the moment. Didn't say I believed it though, did I?
If everyone actually stuck to the facts then there would be no room for these blogs would there?
It's naive to believe anything that's in the news paper unless it has actually happened already. Yet everyone of these blogs (KUMB, The Org, WHTID,TGGC etc.) are filled up with fans commenting on speculation and getting wound up by it.
You need to chill the **** out mate!
Well, why would you put it out there when you know it is a nonsense. If, like you say most of what is out there is garbage, what possesses you to replicate it. Surely you can come up with something more constructive/instructive than that? Given your last response to Jo, I fully expect you come up with something 'instructive' for me. Yes?
ReplyDeleteSpot on Dave!
ReplyDeleteHF come up with something more constructive and instructive?!?!?!?! hahahahahaha har har har hohohohoho sorry but I just nearly choked on my cereal!!!!! - you're having a laugh - HF is a failed comedy / tabloid writer - he is crap at both..... he is very one dimensional - and constructive and instructive he most certainly isn't.
ReplyDeleteHe is however very good at going over the same thing again and again and again.... has finally managed to drop Zola but now he can't stop going on and on and on about Parker.
Read and weep my friend.....
Yep, I was right about Zola and now I will be right about Parker. Oh and I was right about Duxbury. And I was right about Nani. And I was right about Ashton...Sickening aint it?
ReplyDeleteThis guy is not a top manager. I said he will get found out in Europe and he will. To think that people want him to be the England boss!?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 09:43,
ReplyDeleteYou're obviously one of the plebs who get wound up so easily. Listen! You are wasting your by time keep coming to these blog sites if you want to read something instructive. They are what they are!
You obviously come here because you enjoy getting wound up and having a go at people behind the safety of your anonymity. Perhaps when you grow up you will get a car and can then participate in 'road rage' instead. Yes?
Now hang on Dave, you're going too far now! By reading this blog, West Ham fans knew what was going on under Duxbury way before it became public knowledge. They also knew that Ashton would never play again and that we faced a relegation struggle last season before the season kicked off! It's not all bull you know; just 95% of it! ; ]
ReplyDeleteHammersfan,
ReplyDeleteLets not get carried away mate, your blog is very entertaining but the 'Oracle' it is not! I, like most intelligent Hammers fans, worked all these things out for ourselves without coming to your blog.
Sorry to burst your bubble but I only come here for the entertainment value. I enjoy most of what you write even though I only agree with some of it. Your blog is very sardonic and you are very good at winding the idiots up. Keep it up!
Cheers mate.
ReplyDeleteI get confusing as I donot understand the monty python humours - there was my thinking that they winded you up
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