After watching Behrami everytime an opponent came within a yard of him, I could understand why the Swiss were famous for their rolls, but up to now, I had no idea that Swiss Tarts were a delicacy too. I thought we sent disabled people to Amsterdam on our taxes, not to Geneva!
But the way Behrami is dancing round his pole, wriggling his skinny little body in his crotchless panties begging, "Come and get me Roma, I'll be your plaything" is making me puke.
When he arrived at the club, the Claret and Blue Klan went overboard about the guy. Just because he ran around a lot, with his tongue hanging out, he was immediately enshrined into the West Ham hall of fame. Never mind that he can't score, can't cross, has a poor tackling technique and plays with his head down so doesn't see a pass, he was hailed as a genius because of the amount of ground he covered over 90 minutes. Well a shit spreader can cover acres in 90 minutes! I said the guy wasn't all that on the Org and you could hear the howls of protest and derision before opening the thread!
What is most sickening about this is Behrami's probable destination. Remember we bought him from Lazio and where does Villain want to go now, only Roma! Now rivalries do not come more intense than the rivalry between Lazio and Roma - it is on a par with our loathing of Millwall. For Roma fans, it is like walking in and finding your wife lap dancing for your sworn enemy. Well worse actually. How much are you prepared to pay anonymous?
The other sickening thing is that Behrami's stock is low now, clubs have seen through those panties and know his tackle aint all that! This time last year he was being linked with Unreal City with figures in the region of £17 million being floated; now we would be lucky to get £7m spread over three years.
Behrami is blaming his wife of course. But then, the image of her lap dancing is a darn sight more attractive than that image of Behrami bending foward and wiggling his backside at the Roma directors. Personally, I think Sullivan should take him unawares. Then he would writhe in agony with good reason for once!
Hahahaaaa
ReplyDeleteHF,
You're in no position to be talking about the guy's tackle, leave that to WHTID.
Boy oh boy you 2.
ReplyDeleteYou both fill this place with enough latent homosexuality that people wouldn't need to look anywhere else for it.
2 insecure little boys, stroking eachothers....egos!
His ego? That's a new word for it. Ergo, massaging his ego as far as Avram is concerned!
ReplyDeleteAs your 'readers' will no doubt be aware, the 2 insecure little boys, splashing their latent homosexuality over each other, is of course you and stani.
ReplyDeleteAre you THAT insecure that you felt the need to post that follow up? Worried readers might have thought it was you and Dale? Go on, say it, say it, "I'm West Ham Til I Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
ReplyDeleteMate, the way you bang on about him and his blog and your imaginary little feuds and imaginary factions and imaginary gangs of men....
ReplyDelete...I think it's quite clear what you are and how troubled you've become.
Still, back to school for you soon eh?!
behrami's a good player, why are you no marks putting him down?
ReplyDeleteThe transfer market is so slow at the moment. Fingers crossed that we sell him before the window closes as it just hasn't worked out for all parties.
ReplyDeleteTake a look at Behrami's wife - I'd put her before West Ham too!
http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2.jpg
Now thats funny! Gotta a chuckle out of that. Ever thought of stand up comedy HF?
ReplyDeleteWe will kick out the Poles to, after the blacks and commies. Were comming to get ya. You and your family.
ReplyDeleteCheers 1848.
ReplyDelete1909, how sick are you? Get help.