The crazy world of Smoking Slaven's West Ham Wonders!
Thursday, 5 August 2010
Davenport's Trial At Forest Hits A Snag
All was going well apparently until Billy Davies ordered the players to practice their free kick drills. A defensive wall was formed and before Davies could blow the whistle, Downpipe was bashing a pregnant woman's head against it!
I don't think you can sink too low where Downpipe is concerned. He admitted that his head unfortunately came into contact with his sister's face a few times! And she was pregnant and his 5 year old nephew was screaming "Don't hurt my mummy!" How far down in the BP oil rig leak? Downpipe sank lower in my opinion!
And that would be my point exactly! I have seen a copy of the transcript of the court case (nothing to write home about to be honest) and, his sister's kid was indeed pleading with him to stop and that's what I see as a bit low mate! I couldn't give a rats arse about Calum but his sister and niece deserve a little better in my opinion :)
Always preferred small breasts actually. Regulars will know I think Kera Knightley is gorgeous. But yes I prefer breasts to no breasts, except for those sported by Mr Dale!
i agree HF kera knightley is lovely and she's a hammers fan apparently. also before i go loic remy had talks with stoke today as you know. but hes goner be having talks with west ham and rottenham cockspurs next week. lets see wot happens. FROM WAYNE THE HAPPY HAMMER
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ReplyDeletejealous eh....
ReplyDeletePrat, I think he's much worse than a prat!
ReplyDeleteJealous? Of course I am! I haven't got a sister or a hammer, and I have this annoying bloody nail protruding two inches out of my wall!
LOL You are a funny fooker!
ReplyDeleteHF loves vaginas
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting insult! Don't you? Or is this Iain?
ReplyDeleteUmmm I must say I also love vaginas! :O
ReplyDeleteBut.......HF, that ione was a bit low! Even for you! ;)
cant you get of the guys back just because he bashes his sisters head against the wall weve all done that after ten pints havent we
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of a guy called Iain who I work with. There's this old East End saying, "As queer as a True Blue Blog Author"!
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH yes that famous saying! lol
ReplyDeleteActually HF, I was talking about the original post being a bit low! I couldn't give a toss what you say about the 'other' Iain! :)
As I'm sure whatever it is, you are not alone in thinking it :)
I don't think you can sink too low where Downpipe is concerned. He admitted that his head unfortunately came into contact with his sister's face a few times! And she was pregnant and his 5 year old nephew was screaming "Don't hurt my mummy!" How far down in the BP oil rig leak? Downpipe sank lower in my opinion!
ReplyDeleteAnd that would be my point exactly! I have seen a copy of the transcript of the court case (nothing to write home about to be honest) and, his sister's kid was indeed pleading with him to stop and that's what I see as a bit low mate! I couldn't give a rats arse about Calum but his sister and niece deserve a little better in my opinion :)
ReplyDeleteBut just my opinion :)
Did he cut off his nephew's bollocks whilst he was about it? Bastard!
ReplyDeleteI don't think his sister can read mate! Not after the bang on the head anyway!
HF loves women with big saggy breasts
ReplyDeleteAlways preferred small breasts actually. Regulars will know I think Kera Knightley is gorgeous. But yes I prefer breasts to no breasts, except for those sported by Mr Dale!
ReplyDeletei agree HF kera knightley is lovely and she's a hammers fan apparently. also before i go loic remy had talks with stoke today as you know. but hes goner be having talks with west ham and rottenham cockspurs next week. lets see wot happens. FROM WAYNE THE HAPPY HAMMER
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