Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Ruud Boffin Signs

Why do I suddenly have a mental picture of Stephen Hawking with Tourette's Syndrome between the sticks at Upton Park? Still, even Hawking would have saved that shot in the World Cup and can't be any worse than Green on crosses!


"Make ******* way you *******  *****, ******* wheel chair coming through!"
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23 comments:

  1. Matt Ryan1 September 2010 at 20:54

    why the sudden change of picture?

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  2. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 20:58

    Tell me, why do you keep posting using Matt Ryan's handle?

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  3. Matt Ryan1 September 2010 at 21:03

    Huh? I am Matt.

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  4. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:05

    Huh, you're not.

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  5. Spartacus1 September 2010 at 21:09

    I am Spartacus. How come you changed the picture? Not scared of offending people all of a sudden are you?

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  6. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:12

    Me? Scared of offending people? Why would I be scared of offending people? Scared of offending Duxbury? Nani? Sullivan? Gold? Nope. This site says it how it is. I leave diplomacy and prawn sandwiches to others.

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  7. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:14

    So, I ask again, why are you posting as Matt Ryan? Why not post under your own name?

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  8. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 21:14

    shouldn't it be a pic of hawkings?

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  9. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 21:16

    Not a fair question 'hammersfan'. Why don't you?

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  10. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:19

    2116, well given the threats I receive, some aimed at my family, I think I have a good reason. There's no need to use your real name, just give yourself a handle and stick to it instead of trying to stir up trouble for others. That is cowardly.

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  11. Saving Ryan's Privates1 September 2010 at 21:21

    You define cowardly, you tit.

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  12. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:25

    So, now you admit you are not Matt Ryan.

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  13. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 21:27

    who?

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  14. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 21:53

    I'm Brian

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  15. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 21:56

    Tedious.

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  16. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 21:57

    well that was an informative read about our new signing. cheers

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  17. Reg1 September 2010 at 22:04

    Crucifixion?

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  18. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 22:46

    he's the messiah

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  19. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 23:17

    Please be careful, you may offend Christians. Monty Python caused a lot of upset with that film. There's no justification for causing distress in the name of satire or punning or humour in general you know. The world would be a better place if we all looked miserable all the time and took care never to say anything that may cause upset. But Jesus will forgive you if you are truly sorry.

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  20. Anonymous1 September 2010 at 23:19

    HF, remember - Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a ****.

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  21. Hammersfan1 September 2010 at 23:21

    Very true. And he trusted Judas too! I bet he was cross later!

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  22. Anonymous2 September 2010 at 08:54

    I'm afraid HF that Jesus loves everyone but you

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  23. Hammersfan2 September 2010 at 09:39

    Just because I tempted him to jump off that cliff! Some people do bear a grudge!

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