With a chasm opening between Rooney and Fergie, Manchester United are seeking to avoid the disintegration of team spirit by loaning out the sulking England man in January, ahead of a permanent deal in the summer. Fergie is seething at the prospect of Rooney switching to one of Manchester City, Chelsea or Real Madrid and is insisting that, whilst a deal will be agreed in January, no move should take place this season that could strengthen rivals for the Premiership and Champions League crowns. That means that Rooney will either be paid to rot in the reserves or will be shipped out to a temporary home for the second half of the season.
It seems that any rapprochement is impossible following Ferguson's comments today regarding Rooney's failure to "respect" the club. The ankle injury persists, but a bigger problem now is the clash of wills of the two big beasts at Old Trafford. Ferguson has always insisted that no player is bigger than the club and behaves as if the club itself is not as big as him. He kicked out Beckham and waved goodbye to Ronaldo; and Rooney is next.
The friendship between Grant and Ferguson may now be the deciding factor in facilitating a 5 month loan of Rooney to West Ham. Rooney, himself, is amenable to the idea, willing to entertain virtually any solution that will enable him to escape Fergie's revenge. Never mind flying boots in the dressing room, Rooney hates the idea of playing for the stiffs for the remainder of the season.
Sullivan is the only chairman in the bottom half of the division willing to take on Rooney's massive salary and Manchester United hope that, with Rooney playing for West Ham against their principle rivals in the Prem, he may just help the Mancs to the title anyway. As one source in the club said: "Wayne could still win the Premiership for Manchester United by helping West Ham to victory over Chelsea or Manchester City."
It is a win win win situation as they say. So stand ready for Rooney to wear Claret and Blue against Chelsea in April. A statement from Sullivan about West Ham's move is expected in the coming days!
knob
ReplyDeleteExcellent. You are clearly lining yourself up as Gollivan's new spin doctor. ;)
ReplyDeleteHow utterly predictable of you. Must try harder. As they say, if you have nothing to say, shut up.
ReplyDelete1908, how about you heed your own advice? Expect the story to break in the nationals in the next couple of days. My brother's best mate's uncle's sister's boyfriend's cousin is a physio for the youth team at United and he says it is virtually a done deal.
ReplyDeleteCaption for that picture anybody? How about Grant saying, "Wayne would love it at West Ham. I could take him to all the best massage parlours."
ReplyDeleteWoeful - really dire 0/10 not a case of do try harder - just don't try at all - your mojo is well and truly lost - you've been spouting rubbish for weeks now - what the hell is wrong with you? I never thought it was possible for you to actually get any worse, but you now proved me wrong, you've become plain dreadful!
ReplyDeleteIf you have nothing decent to say, don't say it..... it's worthless and such a time waste for you writing it and for us reading it.
Is your life so bereft of anything resembling being human? do you really not have anything more worthwhile to do than write this this dross?
I suggest a hobby, perhaps train spotting or stamp collecting......
If only
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a rather clever and entertaining piece actually. The logic works, which is rare in a spoof. How stupid will the critics of this article look if Sullivan does declare an interest at some point and who would put that past him? As a parody of Sullivan's publicity stunts, tied in to a topical news item, I think this deserves 9.5 out of 10 personally. Perhaps the message went over the heads of some idiots.
ReplyDeleteCheers Ted.
ReplyDeleteCaption for the picture should be;
ReplyDeleteGrant, "Nice tie, really brings the red out in your nose"
Fergie "Fcuk off Zelda"
Sorry mate, haven't rung you yet. Wife admitted into hospital on an emergency basis at weekend. Been pretty hectic since. Going to the Stoke game?
ReplyDeleteHello mate,
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that, I hope she is better & things are returning to normal.
I'm not going to the Stoke game, I'm too busy next week to go but, fingers crossed, we'll be in a position to go to the next round. . .
COYNextRoundIrons
well said 9:22
ReplyDeleteTed is HF and John is HF - funny how these days you have these new people backing you up HF.... weird
ReplyDeleteFunny how wrong you can be 2244! When you make these silly comments you just show how eaten up with jealousy you are!
ReplyDeleteStill osing The Game I see!