Groves Admits Dembones Ba is UNFIT and a RISK

Brilliant. Talking about the signing of Dembones Ba, Groves has admitted,  "When you sign anybody it is a gamble – there are one or two things to clear up – but we will concentrate now on his work and conditioning because he has been out for five weeks. He has proven himself in a top European league and will add competition for places up front.”

The guy hasn't played since he failed the Stoke medical and, even worse, "has barely trained".

There are risks and risks. This is like having unprotected gay sex in an orgy with half a dozen guys diagnosed with AIDs! If this doesn't go wrong, it will be a bloody miracle!

Altogether now,

"Dem bones, dem bones, Dem's knee bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, Dem's knee bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, Dem's knee bones,
Now shake Dem's skeleton bones!

The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake Dem's skeleton bones!

The leg bone's NOT connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's NOT connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,
Now shake Dem's skeleton bones!"