Liverpool's King Kenny & Sidekick Clarke off to a great start!

Two games in and King Kenny has a 100% record! There were excuses for the defeat at Man Utd, but how do the Scousers explain the humiliating reverse at Blackpool exactly? Easy! It's all down to the previous manager: what could Kenny do given the mess Woy left behind?

But hang on, wouldn't that mean it was actually Rafa's fault in the first place? Perish the thought! Rafa took the mighty Liverpool through to the semifinal of the Europa League last season and Woy, well the useless git only led little old Fulham to the final!

Still, no matter, the mighty Steve Clarke has now been recruited to assist King Kenny Canute. And after the fantastic job he did at West Ham, well surely Liverpool are only heading in one direction! Anybody remember how King Shearer's return to Newcastle ended?