There no pulling the wool over Carlton's eyes is there? After years of watching Bond movies, West Ham's very own shaken but not stirred has hit upon a major flaw in the tactics of Bond's villains. The Claret & Blue Q enquires, "
Why do James bond villains always kill their brother, best friend immediately but when they met bond they keep him alive & reveal their plan" (sic).
Good point Carlton. But we could ask back, "Why do Carlton Cole shots always hit the back of the net in training but when he meets a Premiership keeper he pauses and pauses & reveals his plan, allowing the keeper to make an easy save and keeping the opposition alive?"
Two of life's great imponderables eh Carlton?
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