Thursday, 21 April 2011

Dyer Shock

The football world has been rocked by the unbelievable news that Kieran Dyer has been sidelined with yet another injury. After being recalled from his loan at Ipswich, Mr Dependable was given a run out for the stiffs against Bolton and lasted all of 20 minutes.

Fans of West Ham will be devastated by the shock news. With Parker missing the game against Villa and Da Costa and O'Neil forced off by injury, this shocking news about Dyer was the last thing the relegation threatened club needed.

Dyer, who recently claimed he was not injury prone, can now put his feet up for the rest of the season and look forward to the summer.
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12 comments:

  1. the headmaster21 April 2011 at 00:29

    What was that old 70s number.......

    They shoot horses don't they?....?

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  2. Mikey21 April 2011 at 00:30

    Why is this not a suprise at all??!

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  3. Shane.21 April 2011 at 00:43

    He must go down in history as the worst purchase West Ham have ever made?!

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  4. Hammersfan21 April 2011 at 00:47

    Horses? Do they shoot donkeys? Good holiday mate?

    Yep Shane, his stretcher bearers passed McBenni's mobility scooter on the final bend!

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  5. Hammersfan21 April 2011 at 00:48

    Joey Beauchamp didn't enter the race because it was too far away from Oxford and Boogers was still hiding in his caravan.

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  6. Shane.21 April 2011 at 00:55

    Its a wonder his stretcher bearers haven't got RSI with the number of times they've had to pick him up and put him down!

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  7. Hammersfan21 April 2011 at 00:56

    LOL

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  8. Anonymous21 April 2011 at 08:58

    What is wrong at West Ham? when a player gets a serious injury like Dyer and Ashton then claim the bloody insurance and get rid - be professional about things.

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  9. Hammersfan21 April 2011 at 09:08

    I think the player has to agree. The bigger issue is why we buy these players in the first place. Stewart Robson, Dean Ashton, Kieran Dyer, McBenni, Ba - all damaged goods when purchased. My money is still on Ba to break down I'm aftraid. That's the Claret & Blue Law of Sod.

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  10. John21 April 2011 at 09:15

    Never mind! The following headline was shown on my inbox "John come and play football at Upton Park" My obvious qualities as a footballer have finally been recognized which are playing experience Ardleigh House Juniors in Hornchurch minor league 1950-54 Ardleigh House second eleven in Romford league division 2 1956-66. Physical health can still make it to the top of the west stand steps without stopping but am getting slower. Can play football on backlawn against my 5 year old grandson who repeatedly wins. Unfortunately, the fact that I have offered the club life long dedication and addiction to its success rules me out because it would rankle the rest of the squad

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  11. Hammersfan21 April 2011 at 09:23

    But pop along to Faces and punch a woman and you will be welcomed with open arms mate!

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  12. John21 April 2011 at 10:35

    Thats the trouble with them HF they are not as physically fit as they should be and most certainly they are not as mentally fit as they should be.

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