Sunday, 22 May 2011

Sullivan Says No To Chelsea Failure Ancelotti

Desperate to find work or so in love with London that he doesn't want to leave the city, Carlo Ancelotti has thrown his eyebrow into the ring and said he would be happy to manage West Ham. Well that is a slight exaggeration. What he has done is avoid causing upset to our fans by saying , "You must be joking, why would I work for a club like that with my record?"

There was clearly an element of thinking aloud, and when Carlo is thinking in Italian and speaking in English, eyebrows are always likely to be raised. It's all very well him saying, "I would coach West Ham" but he does follow it with "Why not?" When he thinks about the squad, the shortage of funds, Sullivan, Gold & Brady, he will find an answer to that question pretty quickly.

Not that he's going to have a chance of course. Sullivan has already made it clear that Jolly Foreigners with their Flash Carlo ideas - especially about spending money - are not welcome at West Ham. We want a Brit and Carlo aint a Brit. Sullivan's had an Italian and he was crap. He's had an Israeli and he was crap. So all foreigners are crap. Got it? Good.

So Carlo can bloody well bugger off. Lower wages? We aint going to pay him any wages at all. And just picture the scene, when Sullivan tells Ancelotti he aint good enough for West Ham: that eyebrow will go into orbit!

Mind you, here's a thought. Carlo would be a perfect fit for Tottenham and if 'Arry were sacked...
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 May 2011 at 11:21

    It's hard to see anyone wanting to manage us, when you have to answer to the management on any decision...

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  2. Anonymous22 May 2011 at 11:28

    its all looking positive as far as im concerned. we have a far to big wage bill, and to many players who think they are better than what they are. its a whole new era at west ham, and if you think back in 2 years, i believe we will understand what was not such a bad year after all. think about it. if we didnt get religated, what would we have done with a team like that next year. avram would still be in charge and we would be going through a slow death all over again.

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  3. Sav22 May 2011 at 11:43

    Ancelloti is damn good manager. If only it were true that he wants to come to West Ham. But of course, if he does, our genius Board were so quick to dismiss the possibility of having a non-British manager. It is so pathetic!

    Ancelloti can bring West Ham back to the PL next year and make us a great club. He only needs support from the Board. I wish they would at least listen to him before they rush to dismiss the possibility.

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  4. Tony Craven23 May 2011 at 01:10

    Why do we want Ancelloti - the manager who has won everything, when they've got that giant intellect and self publicized 'greatest ever manager' Sam Fatneck Allardyce waiting in the wings?

    Even some of our less intelligent fans are saying he'll be the saviour.
    If you thought it couldn't get any worse ....

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  5. USA Dave23 May 2011 at 02:26

    Sav, it would be very easy for them to say "we never imagined someone of his caliber would be available" if it were actually possible. I doubt it is, but dont worry about what Sullivan said.

    As my late father in law would have said....

    its Immetesticle!

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  6. Tottenham Jim23 May 2011 at 07:30

    You honestly think that Ancelloti will ever manager your crummy championship club?

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  7. Sav23 May 2011 at 07:48

    Ancelloti is available and West Ham is a perfect match for him and his contractual circumstances following his dismissal from Chelsea. See the following article where it is argued that he stands to lose the 6 million compensation if he manages another Premiership Club next year:

    This is the link from the Guardian article regarding the clause in Ancelloti's contract.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/22/chelsea-sack-carlo-ancelotti-manager?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+theguardian%2Ffootball%2Frss+%28Football%29

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