Saturday, 14 May 2011

West Ham Conundrums

Had to smile at the report of how a Blackpool fan in the Countdown back room team organised the Conundrum to spell out PNECRISES as a dig at local rival North End's relegation from the Championship. It got me thinking about West Ham Conundrums and I've come up with a few below.  Try to rearrange the letters for a sentence about people connected with the club and our present crisis! The words in brackets afterwards are NOT part of the conundrum!

Counterfeit fresh ass bar (Where Morley and Bishop do a stand up double act each Wednesday night?)

Obese somersault (Nothing to do with a McBenni goal celebration. Goal celebration? McBenni?)

Stagnant caviar rum (Smells fishy every month of the season)

and finally

Regretting free snub (Relevant to Mr Capello!)

A prize of a huge well done for anybody who can work out all four answers! And it's a way of thinking about something other than the relegation 6 pointer!
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9 comments:

  1. Stani Army14 May 2011 at 09:12

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3579967/Karren-Brady-Well-fund-a-way-out-of-this-mess.html

    You should post the whole letter HF. You gotta laugh at the bullshit.

    Why hasn't anyone done the conundrums yet? Come on guys! Come on Fred!

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  2. Anonymous14 May 2011 at 14:27

    OK HF -

    1)Goodness knows where Morley and Bishop went on Wednesday nights.

    2)Is more to do with Boa's football ability than with Benny?

    3) Our manager is a what?! That's what Stani has been trying to tell us all season..

    4) If it was not for the F it could have something to do with Benny's Green Street grub. I think you are referring to our Goalie's slippery gardening skills.

    Be interested to know the answer to 1). There are too many word combinations for me to sort this one out quickly.

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  3. Anonymous14 May 2011 at 14:35

    Blackpool and Wolves winning. Blackburn level with Man U. If it stays like this we're down...

    Have a good week-end...

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  4. SuperSpurs14 May 2011 at 14:40

    Wet Spam fans are angry about their position, both financial and in the league. However they have the a great board of directors who will dig them out of the mess.

    They saved Birmingham City from bankruptcy, and over a period of time put the accounts back into order, and restored the club to a premiership status.

    You must not forget what a mess West Ham were in, bad management had left it in a near bankrupt mess. You need financial stability before you get team stability. West Ham are just a normal club, there is no right to be in top league. There is nothing really amazing in your history, stop moaning and wake up to reality! be thankful you have someone who will take your club forward. it may be slow, but it will be done in the right way.

    Yes Sullivan may talk some nonsense at time, but his heart is in right place. Gold will ensure stability, and does care.. TRUE GENT! Sadly the west ham fan is often too arrogant to accept reality, you are going down, but not the fault of the board, the last bunch had lived beyond its means, and they must be blamed,

    Good luck for return next season, but look at yourselves and the past management for your scapegoats!

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  5. fred14914 May 2011 at 15:03

    we are down unless we win our next two games 3-0 and all other teams below us lose 1-0 or more

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  6. Hammersfan14 May 2011 at 15:20

    Very clever 1427!

    Number 2 absolutely, number 3 spot on, number 4 didn't slip through your fingers!

    For number one, think Faux Pas!

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  7. Stani Army14 May 2011 at 18:35

    Very good 14:27

    That's a bit harsh on Faubert HF. A tosser?

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  8. Hammersfan14 May 2011 at 20:26

    Spot on stani!

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  9. Anonymous15 May 2011 at 13:02

    Super Spurs must be a pal of Gold - he posted the same message after Brady's piece on the Sun website.
    Dopesn't matter where you post it - it's still crap.

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