Thursday, 30 June 2011

Julian Fauberting Off Too!

So Faubert has woken up at last and realised that he is still a West Ham player. Even worse, standing over him is none other than Doctor Evil, muttering Anglais in some strange heathen accent and demanding that Julian get up and, heaven forbid, run!

"Mon Dieu, qui est ce démon me réveillant de mon sommeil. Je ne l'aime pas. Je pars!"

Amazingly, Lazio are rumoured to be interested. God only knows why.
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous30 June 2011 at 22:11

    please let this be true, we could get sorensen, gradel and macail-smith and still have wages left over from fauberts pay packet, cosidering he dosen't want to play for us almost as badly as we dont want him to play for us again, has ramos taken over at lazio? he took him to real madrid so would be a great signing for lazio...

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  2. USA Dave1 July 2011 at 00:07

    Although Smith looks set for Leicster and Gradel is now in Martin Jol's crosshairs. We might lose out on both.

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  3. thomasd1 July 2011 at 00:26

    hi sorry dont mean too sound like a thicko at all but what does the french men?? i do speak several languages including south african,australian and american!! but no french!! please enlighten me!!

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  4. Hammersfan1 July 2011 at 07:13

    "My God, who is that demon wakening me from my slumbers? I don't like him. I'm leaving!"

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  5. John1 July 2011 at 10:39

    Earlier in the year I watched West Ham reserves play Man U reserves at Bishops Stortford. Faubert was playing and I saw a reflection of myself on the pitch playing at 74 years of age. Of course when I was younger I would have been much faster than him.

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  6. Anonymous1 July 2011 at 11:11

    your posts, if you don't mind me saying are a bit off at the moment - reflected in the fact that you're not getting many replies and the one's you are getting are low quality - I would suggest looking at WHTID to see that the posts from the readers are classier and better informed - quality HF over quantity.......

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  7. John2 July 2011 at 16:11

    Lighten up 11.11 we are talking about Julien Faubert! He has been a joke that has cost us' and still is costing us £60,000 a week for nothing in return.The big mistake leaves little room for intellectual input, so what is wrong with a little harmlesssarcastic fun?

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