Monday, 26 September 2011

QPR's Warnock Wins Preliminary on Points

Bristling with rightful indignation, Neil The Gob Warnock won a crucial preliminary bout with cruiser weight Armand "Dangerous" Traore on route to his title showdown with Joey "The Cnut" Barton yesterday. Enraged by Traore's dismissal for a "stupid" foul, Warnock promised to fine his young defender the "maximum amount".

The world now sits on the edge of its ringside seat, eagerly awaiting Barton's first dismissal and the Warnock response. Imagine for a moment Barton marching from the pitch to be confronted on the touchline by Warnock's contorted, insult yelling mush. Picture the twitch of the biceps. Picture the closing of the fist and the pulling back of the arm. Picture the moment of release as Warnock yells into Barton's face that he is a stupid fcuking cnut. And picture the impact of fist and gob, Warnock's teeth flying out to left and right, his lip exploding like an orange hit by a high velocity bullet!

Roll up, roll up and buy your ringside seats! For one night only! It's almost worth buying a QPR season ticket to be able to say you were there when Warnock finally got his comeuppence!
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous26 September 2011 at 20:05

    Your a bleeding gobshite!

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  2. Anonymous26 September 2011 at 20:28

    what a sad cnut hammersfan is, aint you got nothin to write about from your own team ..............oh no course not what a prcik

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  3. Hammersfan26 September 2011 at 20:55

    Oh lighten up! You don't all have to be angry gobshites just because your manager is!

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  4. the headmaster26 September 2011 at 21:04

    Nothing would be worth buying a QPR season ticket for, HF. Entirely with you on the pleasure I'd gain from seeing that self indulgent twat chinned though!
    Cor blimey, and me a Headmaster n all! Apologies DG.

    who?

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  5. Stani26 September 2011 at 22:24

    What a disgrace. How do guys like him get jobs? What he did to Traore was almost on par with what Phil Brown did at Hull.

    Yep, can't wait until he's goes up against Barton!

    Some imagery there HF. I get the feeling you don't like him much?

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  6. Hammersfan26 September 2011 at 22:35

    I'm a fan actually. Think he speaks his mind and I'm all for that. Nevertheless, he is no friend of West Ham is he so...

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  7. Stani26 September 2011 at 22:45

    Thought so. I knew he'd be right up your street. You do like a cnut don't you HF? It's good guys you have an issue with.

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  8. Anonymous26 September 2011 at 23:04

    What is it about you and QPR? Deal with it, they are in the Prem, and your lot aren't

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  9. Hammersfan26 September 2011 at 23:35

    You lot rise to the bait so easily mate. QPR are news with Warnock, Barton, Fernandes and now Traore. Enjoy it whilst you can. I predict tears ahead!

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  10. the headmaster27 September 2011 at 00:10

    23:04 - for me, mate it seriously isn't about QPR. I view them like a kindly old Aunt; harmless yet irrelevant.
    No, it's Mr Warnock - goes back to his post Sheffield United days when, after relegating them in an unbelievable show of incompetence in the final 8 games of the season, he chose to lay the blame at the feet of West ham United and Carlos Tevez. I wish him nothing but misery, in a professional sense you understand.
    Oddly enough, I used to feel the same about the once popular (though Christ alone knows why) Michael Barrymore - and look where he is now. Ahhh, I can dream.

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  11. Lord Canning27 September 2011 at 12:18

    I thought this was a West Ham website?

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  12. Hammersfan27 September 2011 at 19:08

    Am I the only west Ham fan who would like to see Warnock cop one in the mush LC?

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