Monday, 31 October 2011

Tottenham To Build Dad's Army!

Not content with signing the grand old man of keeping, Brad Friedal, and Scotty wrong side of thirty Parker, 'Arry now apparently has his eyes on old lags Michael Owen and Rio Ferdinand. Much more of this and Tottenham will be changing their sponsors to Saga!

There was a time when Tottenham bought exciting young talent, but with 'Arry in charge, the policy has switched to the opposite extreme. Gallas is 34, Parker 31, Van der Vaart 28 (younger than I thought I must admit - what a fantastic buy he was!), Friedal 40 - and  Owen is approaching 32 whilst Rio is about to tick into his 33rd year. 'Arry is building his very own Dad's Army!

Altogether on the terraces..."Who do you think you are kidding 'Arry Redknapp if you think we're on the run,We have the boys who will stop your little game, We have the boys who will make you think again..."
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous31 October 2011 at 23:16

    That's really funny, I had to chuckle, but who do you think you are kidding? Doh... Mr Hitler.. I love that program.
    Parker has probably turned out to be our best signing of the season. Can't wait for you to get promoted so we can stonk you again!
    Good funny article though. COYS

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  2. B4V4R14N_H4MM3R1 November 2011 at 01:30

    stonk us again ? Last season we played out a draw at white Hart Lane und won at home despite our team was a total mess. Hard to believe Piquionne even managed to score the winning goal...

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  3. Anonymous1 November 2011 at 07:24

    and the season before that we won home and away........

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  4. Anonymous1 November 2011 at 08:00

    Demba Ba and Pardew weren't they both spammers?

    Newcastle's unbeaten run is now 10 games, and leaves them just a single point behind Manchester United and three clear of Chelsea.

    All you got is fat spam.

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  5. Sav1 November 2011 at 16:58

    You ran out of excuses for attacking Parker and now you hit on his age?!!!

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  6. Hammersfan1 November 2011 at 17:46

    One of my chief criticisms about the stupid contract we gave him was based on his age! I am nothing if not consistent Sav! Unlike Greece, who agree to a deal one week and then decide to put it to the vote the next!

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  7. Anonymous1 November 2011 at 21:11

    HF shame on you - why so personal against Sav.... surely you wouldn't expect a criticism of Cameron because he didn't like one of your posts

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  8. Hammersfan1 November 2011 at 21:12

    LOL You can blame Cameron for anything you like in my book - Tory tosser!

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