Monday, 5 December 2011

Ruddock opts for West Ham over QPR

You what? Why would any player in his right mind opt for Championship West Ham over Premiership QPR? Well, amazing as it seems, 17 year old Pelly Ruddock has done precisely that, opting to head East from Borehamwood to Upton Park rather than due South to Shepherds Bush.

Why? Why would anybody in his right mind shun the opportunity to work for Fernandes and Warnock? Why would anybody trade the glory of wearing the Hoops for the ignominy of Claret and Blue? Why would any player forgo the opportunity of playing for the club of Gerry Francis, Stan Bowles and Don Givens in favour of the club of Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters? Is this boy mad? Has he no sense of the game's history and heritage?

Hasn't Ruddock heard about Tony's plans? Hasn't he grasped that QPR will soon be playing in a shiny new 45,000 capacity stadium? Doesn't he appreciate that top international stars will soon be forming a queue down Hammersmith Broadway, desperate to join the Fernandes adventure in the Bush?

What is the point of Tony's talent identification project if prospects like Pelly turn QPR down when they move to sign them, opting for no mark West Ham instead?

Poor Fernandes, this really isn't fair!
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous5 December 2011 at 20:05

    Fantastic prospect will be a great player for the hammers in the future.

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  2. Anonymous5 December 2011 at 20:13

    Really glad to see the lad has signed for us! Hope he is another hammers star!

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  3. jimwhu5 December 2011 at 20:34

    when this story came out earlier i had a feelin you would post about lol coyi

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  4. John J - Ripon5 December 2011 at 20:44

    Maybe Pelly's been reading your posts?

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  5. Anonymous5 December 2011 at 22:37

    We are Premier leauge and he would probably be better suited in the Championship with WHU. He would be more likely to get a game in your first team rather than sit on the bentch in QPRs reserves.

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  6. Anonymous5 December 2011 at 22:37

    Once he has proved himself in the Championship with an average team we may come in and buy him of you ,

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  7. Brendan6 December 2011 at 04:15

    Hey I guess one year in the Premier League and all of a sudden QPR are now Man U or Chelsea and will be mainstays forever. Good luck when you go down again next year QPR!

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  8. Traveling Hammer6 December 2011 at 07:50

    I do note that in The Sun it's claimed the lad also turned down Arry and Spurs. Why not an article on your other favourite topic and how's he has avoided Scottie tainting his future? Oh and he supposedly turned down Arsenal too!

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  9. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 08:33

    West Ham are shit... So he's got a better chance of breaking into the first team

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  10. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 12:08

    Its not the QPR fans starting this war of words you need to sort your own fan out that posts comments about QPR, I have nothing against WHU but this Bellend is making us turn against a team we have never had anything against.

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  11. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 13:25

    Stick to mindless drivel because you can't do irony. You ask why chose West Ham over Tottenham and QPR? because ironically, he's got more chance of making your first team.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. Stick to writing about West Ham, as you make yourself look a tit when you don't.

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  12. Hammersfan6 December 2011 at 13:26

    Hasn't he joined West Ham? So this is a West Ham article isn't it?

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  13. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 17:34

    Why didnt you mention he also turned down Arsenal and Spurs? you really are a complete Knob!,Shows how your blinkered vision of dislike for Fernandes and Co. has made you write complete rubbish,.

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  14. Hammersfan6 December 2011 at 18:13

    I didn't know he had when I wrote the article! I based mine on an article I read on the QPR Newsnow board!

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  15. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 20:47

    We read newsnow too knobhead - it's why everything your write we've read before - often before you as you don't appear to have access to a computer during the day time - which is odd as I thought even bin lorries had wi-fi* these days.

    *Wi-fi, is a mechanism for wirelessly connecting electronic devices such as a computer to the internet.

    *The above is for Headmaster in case he got confused with Hi-fi which is obviously something completely different).

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  16. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 21:37

    So if i wrote on a QPR newsnow board that "Hammersfan is a complete and utter Wnk stain" would you belivce that?

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  17. Anonymous6 December 2011 at 21:44

    I could imagine what append when you read the article that you copied, you had a grin like a Cheshire cat, probably wet your pants,and giggles like Bevise and Butthead as you wrote it, you muppet!!!

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  18. Hammersfan6 December 2011 at 22:13

    If you can get a blog platformed on Newsnow, feel free 2137; but you have to be literate, which clearly you are not, before they will platform you. Catch 22!

    Still, I will write it for you:

    Hammersfan is a complete and utter wank stain.

    There. Am I upset? No. Just think, you were seminal fluid yourself once and some might consider it a shame that you somehow ended up inside a vagina. Bet it was the last time!

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  19. Hammersfan6 December 2011 at 22:14

    Happened, as it happens 2144.

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