Thursday, 8 December 2011

West Ham and QPR Chase Moroccan Toat El-Sheit

With Carlton Cole wanted by Sunderland, and Anelka more likely to move to the Far East than the East End, Allardyce and West Ham are desperately scouring the world, trying to identify forwards available to fire the club to promotion. One target, Habib Habibou is said to be keen to trade Belgium for England, but with his club holding out for a transfer fee, Allardyce is considering looking elsewhere, with North African Toat El-Sheit the latest to be linked with the club.

The forward has triggered interest after making a big splash in the Moroccan GNF1, but West Ham are said to face stiff competition from QPR, with Warnock said to be a big fan of Sheit. 

This all smacks of desperation to me. It looks very much as if any old crap will do, providing it is cheap. God,  he's a Moroccan not a Brazilian! Let  last of the big spenders QPR sign Toat El-Sheit, we should be looking for quality, not competing  with Neil Warnock for North African crap!


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48 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:43

    Jealousy is a terrible emotion.....

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  2. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:44

    why would sheit join west ham when he can play in the prem for qpr

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  3. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:45

    Please just get over QPR !!! Remember what league your in mate !! You talk about QPR as those there leagues below you !! I don't Mind West Ham but your just boring everyone mate , even West Ham fans find your Boring !! Your in the Championship because you weren't good enouth last year , as we weren't for the last 15years !! But now we are the premier league are your not ! Spend your time supporting west ham instead of talking rubbish about QPR !!

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  4. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 18:47

    Isn't this article about West Ham? I can't help it if QPR are interested in Sheit too can I?

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  5. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:52

    Getting your excuses in early, just in case he joins the Rs instead of West Ham.

    Where would you go? QPR, a Premiership club with mega wealthy owners or West Ham, a Championship club with a couple of porn loving old men in charge.

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  6. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:53

    The article Is about West ham , so just comment about west ham, it was so predictable that you would have a dig about QPR at the end !!!

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  7. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 18:54

    Why is it only about West Ham?

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  8. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 18:55

    1852 and 1844 both reckon QPR will buy Sheit before we will.

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  9. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:57

    Very funny Fanny, altho i do think some of the comments must be doctored; no one can be that thick, especially the Rrrrs fans.

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  10. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 18:59

    You should sign him for this website its total shite as well.

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  11. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 18:59

    Sorry mate, can't post that comment yet. I will later. But for now...

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  12. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 19:02

    Rangers will have him if he is any good. He'll go to West Ham if we don't want him.

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  13. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 19:07

    I usually like West Ham fans, they seem down to earth and a realistic bunch. You on the other hand are something else. This hatred of all things QPR because of Fernandes is consuming your life.

    He turned out to be a great chairman - get over it.

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  14. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 19:17

    c'mon he cant be real. not with that name anyway

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  15. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 19:38

    I cannot believe people are actually taking this article seriously. Brilliant !

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  16. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 19:46

    What a nasty piece of work you are - why are you such a scum bag - mother didn't cuddle you?

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  17. Brendan8 December 2011 at 20:00

    who is this guy and who does he play for? Never heard of him

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  18. Cartillyer8 December 2011 at 20:09

    very funny hammers, at least you have made a few fans look stupid wanting a top player like (english translation) Total Shit.....keep em coming...friendly r's fan

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  19. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 20:20

    Cartilyyer, received, will post later for obvious reasons. Handshake across the divide!

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  20. Hammersfan8 December 2011 at 20:23

    Moroccan team Brendan: Tihad Union Renaissance Diffaa

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  21. Brendan8 December 2011 at 20:42

    Probably explains why I've never heard of him. Why don't we go after someone who I've actually heard of?! Maybe go up North and grab Gary Hooper from Celtic? The man can play.

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  22. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 20:52

    there are a lot of gullible people here. he doesn't exist. look at the players name total shit. qpr have bought shit before but so have west ham. anyone remember Marco boogers
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  23. darrenharry8 December 2011 at 21:23

    Genius HF. Christmas came early!

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  24. fred1498 December 2011 at 21:30

    Hahahahahahahaha QPR fans are dumb shits

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  25. the headmaster8 December 2011 at 21:54

    OMG - are these genuine responses from real Gers fans? How stupid are some people (rhetorical). LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 23:01

    Jeezus,I never knew there were so many thick QPR fans...It's Total Shite ya dummies!

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  27. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 23:15

    So insensed by you fanno are the QPR fans, they just can't see it. Classic
    Melbourne Hammer

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  28. Norwegian Hammer8 December 2011 at 23:43

    Not very surprising if we sign a player with a name that sounds like Total Shite.

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  29. Anonymous8 December 2011 at 23:51

    That's proper funny. Maybe we should go after his Canadian cousin Bill Sheit who plays for City Rangers And Parks F.C..

    Good work fella.

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  30. FarehamHammer8 December 2011 at 23:58

    What on earth are you talking jealous of OPR ??.Ihe same club who gave homes to our cast off's Dyer &Gabiddon ?.Who tried to sign 'big' tits McCartney ?.because nobody else would play for them!.While we were bringing in Nolan,Taylor,Bentley,Landsbury DESPITE dropping down to the championship purely on the basis of wanting to help clubs who are struggling financially.Record crowds at both Southampton &Brighton best crowds for several seasons everywhere else.You see every fan the world over has heard of The Academy of football,the home of Geoffrey Hurst,Martin Peters &Robert Chelsea Moore !.But im in a mood to help little QPR tonight ...im going to give you a name of a player you can txt on thoese £1.50 txt to 'Tony'...MIDO .ONLT £50 000 or is that too much for bullshit Bertie i mean 'Tony's ' budject ??.We're more than a football club,we're a way of life !COYI'S!

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  31. Jameson789 December 2011 at 00:01

    Really? Are there really people out there who don't get the joke here?

    18:52 and 18:44 can't be real people HF. You've made them up for comedy effect surely?!

    Toat El-Sheit? Complete Crap more like!

    Keep it up HF. Even if all your responders aren't real, I love this site. Always gives me a laugh. You have a wonderful ability to get under peoples' skin and keep them coming back for more. Brilliant!

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  32. James9 December 2011 at 00:11

    Brilliant, just brilliant! If 18:44 and 18:52 are real then I fear for their future in the human race. If not, then nice comedy effect HF!

    Toat El-Sheit? Complete Crap more like!

    Keep up the good work HF. Great site!

    PS Hope we don't lose Carlton. He'll be an important player for us in the second half of the season.

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  33. Anonymous9 December 2011 at 00:12

    This Post is full of Sheit, im actually happy that QPR is taking over your life, its so funny to imagine. The bitterness and hatered your have inside you that is taking you over. To be hoest i feel sorry for you, I dont think you have take religation very well.You should consider seeing a shrink,

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  34. Jameson789 December 2011 at 00:12

    Where are my posts? If they're being stored can you delete one of them? Cheers

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  35. Anonymous9 December 2011 at 00:19

    "(Cheers Tom, an endorsement like that outweighs 15 million idiots who want to close this site down.)" WHAT A JOKE ,so for every one person that likes your blog theres 15M who dont like it. you dont need to be a brain surgeon to realise thats not a very good ratio .Your living in dream land if you thing 15 M people care about your site, I personaly look forward to your Shit so i can have a lough at the crap your write and laugh at you.

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  36. alwilsh9 December 2011 at 01:50

    Oh my word! How thick are you people, this is a joke article to tal shite. Ha ha ha lol nice one hf, can't believe they're saying they want to sign sheit! Lmao

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  37. alwilsh9 December 2011 at 01:51

    Lol and TURD!

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  38. Kareem9 December 2011 at 03:02

    Total shit?
    Sorry I couldn't help it.

    Never heard of him. Does he play for the national team? Is Allardyce aware that he's chasing players who will be missing for ACN?!

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  39. dentheranger9 December 2011 at 03:11

    HF,I know you are having a laugh,the article keeps referring to 'crap'and his name - total shite??

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  40. Kareem9 December 2011 at 03:28

    OH f**k me, how did I fall for that one. i need to sleep

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  41. @pandaman_cometh9 December 2011 at 08:53

    "Where would you go? QPR, a Premiership club with mega wealthy owners or West Ham, a Championship club with a couple of porn loving old men in charge."

    I don't know.. Ask Pelly Ruddock, you stripey motherlickers!!

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  42. Anonymous9 December 2011 at 15:07

    Pelly Ruddock?! don't make me laugh you cockney pikey - he's only another Frank Nouble and we all know he's so good that you're getting rid in January, them Chelskis saw your caravans coming a mile off.

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  43. fred1499 December 2011 at 16:15

    noubles a striker ruddocks a midfielder so you just made your self look like a tosser. Nouble taller ruddock is smaller and hes not from chelsea this time so how could he be another Nouble

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  44. Anonymous9 December 2011 at 22:05

    He's another Nouble because he was supposed to be the next best thing since sliced bread, everyone wanted him - a major coup for signing him and now he's turned out to be rubbish and apparently getting the heave ho in January - Pelly supposed to be the next best thing since sliced bread, everyone wants him - a major coup for West Ham in signing him, and will probably turn out to be like Nouble - ie rubbish.

    Is that clear enough for you dyslexic Fred?

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  45. Anonymous10 December 2011 at 01:08

    Sign him up, We are better than QPR we'll be swapping divisions come May, n we will sign Barton and... Well theres not anyone else good in your team to be fair.

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  46. Deane10 December 2011 at 10:03

    It would seem that Quite Rubbish Really doesn't just refer to the team fortunately I know quite a few Hoops fans and they are quality taking the piss out their own team as well as others I wonder if all these hysterical types are just Premiership bandwagonners

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  47. Anonymous10 December 2011 at 11:09

    pmsl don't suppose you can blame some of our R's fans for believing this after all we've already had dudu & shittu lmao.

    u R'ssss

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  48. Anonymous23 December 2011 at 10:00

    You twat that's Abdelaziz Ahanfouf - he plays in Germany.

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