West Ham to sign Peter Griffin!

How else do you explain a headline of "Family Guy" on the Official Site? It's a lovely idea! Sam would have somebody fatter than him on the playing staff and if Peter brought along Quagmire, the misdemeanours of Alan Pants Down Pardew would suddenly pale by comparison.

Brian could come along too and would be perfectly at home. Let's face it, there's plenty of other dogs already on the books. And Doctor Evil would welcome the spawn of Satan, Stewie, with open arms. Princess Karren might object to the arrival of the super sexy Lois but Meg wouldn't offer any kind of threat would she? And Chris? Well at last Rob Green would have somebody in the dressing room with a lower IQ!

Of course, some might object to the idea of West Ham signing a cartoon character but he should fit perfectly into Allardyce's two dimensional game plan!