Sunday, 22 January 2012

Scott Parker and Tottenham Stumble at Man City

Scott Parker
Poor Scotty Parker must have thought he was back in Claret and Blue, as Tottenham shipped three goals and "Mr West Ham" was cruelly exposed - having his head stamped on by Balotelli into the bargain!

For the Nasri goal, the Tottenham back line was ripped to shreds as an unchallenged Silva, operating in the hole that Scotty is supposed to fill, slipped in a brilliant pass for the former Arsenal man to slam home. The second saw Parker watching from a yard away as Lescott netted. And as King brought down Balotelli for the third, who was that huffing and puffing in the Italian's wake? None other than Scotty Parker, his foppish hairstyle flapping in the Italian's slipstream!

Tottenham were undoubtedly unlucky - Balotelli should have seen a straight red for the stamp, never mind a second yellow - but Parker learnt today that, up against superior teams, anchoring isn't as easy as it has seemed up until now in a Tottenham shirt.  With more big games to come, we will see just how good Tottenham and Scotty Parker really are!

7 comments:

  1. Bit sad when the only interesting stuff to write about is other clubs.

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  2. Ah, you've returned to this old chestnut again.

    You are like the poor crazy person sat in the corner mumbling the same non-sensical crud to themselves over and over and over.... doesn't matter what you say though, cos Scotty was, and remains a top, top player.

    It won't happen, but if as a blogger you achieve half the standard that he does as a player, then you will be ten times the one you are now.

    Love Parker. Hate Tottenham.

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  3. How we could do with Parker in our midfield. In fact, there aren't many teams that wouldn't want Parker. Even Man City seemed to have made an enquiry.

    Just let it go HF! It is a sad joke that you still write about Parker (trying to prove your sick theory - ie. that without Parker last year we would still be in the Premiership....). Don't you ever give up?

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  4. Absolute garbage... You're actually becoming extremely predictable and boring now!!!

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  5. Scott Parker is shit, end of

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  6. Enjoying Allardyce's hoofball this season?

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  7. Hate tottscum love parker

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