Monday, 23 January 2012

Vital Statistics Revealed In Match Day Programme



Anybody kidding himself that Allardyce has worked some kind of oracle at West Ham should take very careful note of  key stats revealed in Saturday's match day programme.

Based on games against the teams sitting in the bottom half of the table - the real shit of the division - our results, even before the victory over Forest, put us top of the table.

However, based on results against teams in the top half of the table - the shit that isn't good enough for the Prem - we sit in SEVENTH place in the Championship!

Note that: SEVENTH. That is OUTSIDE THE PLAY OFF PLACES!

So what does that show? Well, when we come up against teams with a mere modicum of ability, we are found wanting! Based on a division within the division, we are only the seventh best team in amongst a mass of mediocrity.

There has been no change since Avram guys. If we were in the Prem, we would be struggling. We couldn't beat Cardiff or Leeds or Southampton or Reading or Birmingham or Burnley. So never mind Man Utd, Unreal City, Chelsea and Tottenham, we would struggle against Wolves, QPR, Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton!

The improvement under Allardyce is a chimera. If you play against shit teams, you SHOULD win. The trouble is, we have to play shit-with-knobs-on teams before we can win, and even then we need dubious penalties and dodgy red cards to do so.

Wake up! How many goals have we scored from open play since the beginning of December? Where would we sit in a "current form table", leaving aside two narrow home victories against teams in the bottom three?

If Allardyce doesn't bring in two or three players before the window slams shut, we will find ourselves in the play offs!

1 comment:

  1. Yep hf your shite at least you have the honesty to admit it still think that fat northern twat will get u back in the prem though lol

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