Saturday, 14 January 2012

Wolves baying as Piquionne targets third consecutive relegation!

Is it true? The Daily Mail, in a very short report, have announced that Freddie the Fly Tipper has been dumped in Wolverhampton. Apparently, Allardyce pulled up in the middle of the night, opened his boot, and left a rolled up carpet at the gates of Molineux, with Freddie thinking about kicking inside.

Wolves fans are understandably concerned. Piquionne has led the attack for two relegations on the trot now, and with Wolves sitting just above the drop, must stand a good chance of making it a hat-trick of consecutive relegations from the Premiership - surely a record!

Still, Freddie should fit in perfectly in Wolverhampton. The whole place is a dump so he can leave his refuse where ever he fancies without any risk of prosecution.
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3 comments:

  1. Stani14 January 2012 at 11:16

    You used to tell us how great a signing he was by Avram Grant

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  2. Hammersfan14 January 2012 at 12:02

    Exaggeration there Stani. Find the word "great" linked to Piquionne.

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  3. Rab14 January 2012 at 13:21

    I'll give him a lift to Wolverhampton. I'm in Belfast but I'll be so glad to see this hole-in-the-air off, I'll take a ferry over to Stranraer, drive down to London and drop him off on the way back.

    Hopefully Wolves won't interpret this as an act of desperation to see the back of him.

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