Monday, 27 February 2012

QPR and Mark Hughes all at sea!

After the good ship Costa Warnockia was steered too close to the rocks and holed fatally beneath the water line, news is coming in that sister ship the Costa MarkHughesia has suffered a fire in the engine room and is drifting helplessly without power.

Despite an expensive refit and repeated assurances from the owner of the fleet, Tony Fernandes, that there really is nothing to worry about, it seems that without outside assistance, in the form of rivals electing to scuttle themselves, the MarkHughesia seems destined for exactly the same fate as the Warnockia - except the new commander is more prone to jumping ship - witness Blackburn and Fulham - than his predecessor!

Currently drifting in the doldrums, the worry must be what will happen when the seas get choppy. If the MarkHughesia can't make headway in the gentle waters of Wolves, Blackburn and Fulham, what's going to happen when it hits the storms of Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham?

One is reminded at this point of the story of Jonah. Sometimes, when you have something truly evil stowed below decks, you have to chuck it overboard or God will give you no respite. Nobody forced QPR to board Barton and some might say they are now getting their just deserts for doing so!
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous27 February 2012 at 18:23

    You simply cannot help yourself can you HF?

    I have been smiling from afar as you wind up QPR fans for the last 3months or so....I don't get you at all. Why bother?

    JC

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  2. Anonymous27 February 2012 at 18:50

    Quite possibly the same as what happened to the Hammers,or should i say hammered down into the Championship!
    Weird fixation with QPR,guess you won't allow this to be published along with my last blog?!!
    Can't allow this total toss to exist in newsnow QPR anymore.

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  3. NW_Hoopz27 February 2012 at 19:40

    LOL, the irons can't be that exiting to watch this season, you seem to have loads of time on ya hands ! most of ya posts very funny and that comes from a Hoopz fan . . . . . BUT I rally can't understand why you don't spend all this spare time using t'internet in the 'same way' as the rest of us blokes ?

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  4. Anonymous27 February 2012 at 21:06

    i would just love it if the bloody casta bigsamia sank without a fckn trace!!!!

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  5. Hammersfan27 February 2012 at 21:32

    Cheers NW Hoopz

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  6. dentheranger27 February 2012 at 22:27

    When able seaman Cisse returns, the ship should steady!
    If not seaman Barton may have to walk the plank and become shark food!

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  7. Anonymous28 February 2012 at 08:37

    I don't think many of us QPR fans are 'taking the bait' to your blogs anymore, it's not even funny, your obsession is just boring and as soon as the remaining QPR fans stop responding to your blogs, you will soon get tired of listening to your own voice.

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  8. StanleyBowles28 February 2012 at 18:43

    Hey HF,

    Top blogging as usual, we have become quite a laughing stock and I love the truth and humour you use, it helps to make light of how awful this club is and I know there are others who read this and totally agree also.

    We have a long way to go before we are good enough to grace the second best football league in the world..AND THATS A FACT!!

    respect and keep it up mate ;)

    Ur'ssssss

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