I know we are desperate to get bums on seats but advertising a VIP 69 is surely going too far!
http://www.whufc.com/articles/20120309/be-a-vip-on-saturday-for-just-69_2236884_2642081
The offer involves an "action packed hospitality experience" which is a good job given the paucity of excitement on the pitch and that phrase surely can't refer to the "warming shepherds pie" and "exclusive bar access"!
Exclusive Bar access? What the fcuk is exclusive access to the bar? Do they clear all the punters out of the way and give you your own personal big breasted barmaid? "I'm here for the 69 deal" could get you arrested!
I'm presuming the offer involves Brady, because I can't see many takers for Sullivan, Gold or Allardyce. They really would leave a bad taste in the mouth!
At least with Princess Karren it would just resemble a trip to Billingsgate Gate market; well she is a bit of an old trout these days isn't she?
Golds daughters might raise a bit of interest, the only interest Brady would gather would soon shrink in anticipation.
ReplyDeleteWine me, dine me, 69 me?
ReplyDeleteBit of old trout? bet you're no Robert Redford either.... reckon you'd fall over your tongue if Karren gave you the faintest of come on's.
ReplyDelete19:42 hardly likely though is it? can you imagine any woman giving him the eye?
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